Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Mike Driver
Janaina Medeiros
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
@theartofmadeline
NASA
blake kathryn
DEAR READER
titsay
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
Three Goblin Art
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Today's Document
JBB: An Artblog!
Cosmic Funnies
izzy's playlists!
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
seen from United States
seen from Vietnam
seen from United States
seen from Uruguay
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Serbia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Singapore
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from Finland
seen from Russia
seen from Australia
seen from Philippines
seen from United States
@sandwichears
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
the fact that I lack a girlfriend currently sucks more than usual. Bleeeh
Someone should love me alreaaady
If your country has a "thing", do you like it?
yes
no
nuance
other
results
Example: Canada is known for hockey but I dislike it.
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
Do u ever hear a song and wonder if they (tm) think of you when they hear it
Bc I do
I’m a dirty no good one direction liker
I’ve always been a dirty no good one direction liker and I always will be
Still would like one long hug tbh
I have gone far too long without a hug. It is very sad.
When ur emotionally crashing out and ur period app is like “hey your period is starting soon :)” SHUT UP
Was clearly meant to be permanently lonely and there’s nothing i can do about it
i think maybe i am just not made to be loved by other people
Someone should just date me already. 🙃
Had a dream that I brought my cows to a family vacation and in one part of it we got to the hotel and the cows had escaped the previous place I’d tried to keep them and were trying to get into the hotel pool
And the hotel manager said they had an overgrown 5 acre baseball field the cows could stay in but we went over there and there was a little league team and the hotel manager was like “let’s gaslight them” so we were like “you can’t play baseball in the cemetery!!!!” Until they left
Have both a UTI and an infected ingrown hair deep up my nose and I’m just wondering why gd hates me
Depressed scout hours (what’s new)
Blah blah every time someone I knew as a kid gets married I get a complex about how I feel behind nothings new
tbh its extra harsh when your thing is not that you’ve not found the one but no one has literally ever shown interest in you yknow
That’s what bugs me
