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shark vs the universe
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Origami Around
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Andulka
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@sandwichinthemoonlight
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
and everyone in the world works part time and has enough to live happily
actual new england gothic
- the freeze/thaw cycle of the earth births new stones every spring. Unexpected boulders erupt from the ground. there were no rocks here before. you clear the rocks out, dig a new garden. the next spring, there are more rocks. where are these rocks coming from. who is doing this
- your neighbor, an old man of few words with blind granite eyes, appears and communicates through grunting that he would like you to assist in repairing the boundary wall. you stand at the drystone wall separating your property from his and try to balance perfectly round rocks on top of each other. your neighbor does it without apparent effort. what is happening
- etc etc yes it’s all very creepy blood atmosphere, throw some residents whose working-class speech patterns and weird-seeming local knowledge makes you uncomfortable, idk, small low-income communities can be upsetting, it’s all very suffocating and very paranormal sure, in other news, there’s a rock in your bedroom now.
- in winter it is extremely cold and there is a lot of snow, and in summer it is skin-blisteringly hot, and there are the mountains with forests that would swallow you whole because that is what forests do, and oceans that would lose you because that is what oceans are, and we are not surprised, because this is not fucking surprising, the earth never agreed to be benevolent, but who the fuck is sending the rocks
- a lobster boat hauls up an eldritch tentacled horror. the fisherman examines it solemnly, and asks who filled the lobster pots with rocks.
- rocks in the mailbox, open the medicine cabinet and it’s rocks, open the glove compartment and pebbles come out.
- throw in some fuckable repurposed topless Celtic myths in there, I know y’all need some paranormal fuckery to shift stories these days, I ain’t judging, you do who/what you like, more powers to you. unfortunately the nature of the place warps them and all of your Seelie Sidhe Were-Stag fuckboys care too much about geology, instead of whispering cants of secret powers they’re all looking at your rock collection and suggesting that you could polish that quartz. Furious, you complain that they’re taking you for granted. “No,” they say, pained. “Rose quartz.”
- just
- these fucking rocks
- Freeze-thaw cycles, everyone says, but that doesn’t explain it.
- The only one bothered by it is you. They say, “We’re all very grounded here.”
Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!
someone please post the gif
Sometimes onions are smarter than you…
actually, most times.
Animated posters ❀ (click to enlarge)
Adventure time sums up the “nice guy” trope in a nutshell.
jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written jane austen: everybody will love her jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her jane austen: the heroine looks up to her jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart jane austen: and i will call her….. jane austen: jane :-)
2018 its gonna be jane austen levels of self love ONLY
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this is eddie kaspbrak at peak rage mode™️
Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe
The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things. He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.
I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do
god bless you sir
Hawking is a treasure!
best poem ever
Dear Every Customer Service Recorded Message Ever,
If I’m calling you on the phone, believe me, I know there’s a website, I’ve exhausted all web based solutions, talking to a human is my absolute last resort