HEMEOPHILE

1900 | i try to act scary but i like pretty women and hanging out with my friends. also eating people.

[sanguinesylph]

what if instead of calling it intro post we called it a fintro post and just posted pictures of fish

Hello Everyone! My name is Kimberly! I'm a college student majoring in Molecular Biology! I'm also a vampire. and a pirate! and sometimes a mouse? i'm like a vam...pi...rat. vampirat. yeah that.

My hobbies include writing, queerbaiting, experimenting on my subjects, and various other forms of art.

I'm not in any fandoms I prefer sitting in my room and staring at the wall. But if I had to choose I like: Pokemon, Alien, X-Men, League of Legends, Terraria, and anything scary

I've never made an introduction post in my life as i gained sentience 20 minutes prior to this so I don't know what I'm supposed to say.

I love making friends though! Feel free to follow me back or dm me or send me asks or literally like whatever. Kill me if you like. I don't have any standards

[orteil42]

tfw no gf

[orteil42]

this is from 2014 why the fuck did i make this. i completely forgot. is anything real

[orteil42]

[nimcest]

That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.

[tlirsgender]

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

[tlirsgender]

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[friedobservationdeer]

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[nimbosaur]

How it feels getting attached to flowery

[pistachiosoda]

inside my little chamber made of glass

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[owenhcrper]

Will Turner Wednesday - 13/?

[loveridden1999]

[highonoverthinking]

I, a grown man, felt the ache in my heart for Nikki. In no way, anyone would feel sympathy for bear after this scene.

Trully one of the best films ever made. Cudos to Curry Baker 🤍

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"Hahaha, I'm only bringing up Charlie Kirk's death because it is a JOKE to me. I think it's FUNNY. That's why I'm still malding about him almost a year after his murder."

Well, I guess if he's got you this upset he must be on to something, right? Isn't that what they say? Regardless, I'm curious: would you be holding this same energy if Charlie were a woman? Even one you disagree with? Or is there a permissibility to (often brutal) violence against men that you simultaneously refuse to acknowledge while also cheekily playing into?

Just some food for though, "pal".

[hotvampireadjacent]

Counting or not counting World Cup goals

[mistershwuzzums]

i did not start out a bad person

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be