sanguisbebimus

i reblog whatever and whatnot, innit big fan of music and boys :)

[shencomix]

[important-cat-pics]

[frontmansdefender]

Tag the ship that deserves this meet-cute

[sanguis-bebimus]

standing as unsuspiciously as i can near the stairs at skate parks just in case...

[v1ktorian]

Monday eat my ass. Tuesday eat my ass. Wednesday eat my ass. Friday eat my ass. Saturday eat my ass.

[sanguis-bebimus]

okay but what's going on Thursday and Sunday

[sanguis-bebimus]

staring at the visualiser on the winamp window feels like watching water as it flows through a pipe into the tap

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back "ITS YAOI" which reduced the teen to yelling "ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!" So I yelled back "ITS SOFTCORE YAOI" anyway I get why dads are like that now

[diavalkitty]

The most family friendly game ever..🫪

[soupyfish]

airport milk

[soupyfish]

scrunt

[sanguis-bebimus]

would i recommend falling in the Thames? no

would i recommend bruising yourself and getting cigarettes put out on you? yeeeees

[erncore]

i love being a switch yeah fuck me sir i am so close wait fuck it be a good boy and take my dick

[sanguis-bebimus]

it's true!

[urlocaltwinkrey]

me n who

[bunnyboy063]

I’m actually itching for some size difference

[sanguis-bebimus]

at my height, i just have to accept i will always be the guy on the left forever and ever for most people

and that... that will more than do... :) id love my pookie to do this to me (hypothetically, in the future, i am very loveless)

[insomniac-ink]

I enjoyed this movie, no notes they cooked

[sanguis-bebimus]

im still so mad i cant go drag my friends to go see it in a cinema wehhhhhhh

[natequarter]

the scariest flag you can see in england is the english flag, because it means the owners are either racist or - worse - football fans

[sanguis-bebimus]

it really sucks that you cant tell anymore because i dont know whether to think "footie must be on" or "looks like someone's being lied to"

[beetlefightsim]

can they invent cute boys that dont live on the other side of the fucking country

[sanguis-bebimus]

real (!!!!!!!!)

[thecreatorsam]

You try not murdering when you're hungry

[sanguis-bebimus]

go on, dude, run your hands up his arms and legs

feel the hairs bristle under your hands as they pass over the skin

do it, bro, trust me it's great

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[sanguis-bebimus]

i have an announcement to make: prepare for bullshit