shishishishi

MELON ♡ he / they / it ♡ :3 ♡ 20

[b0o0zo0crvck]

[niceinchnails]

Me every god damn day

[niceinchnails]

[cosmic-terrestrial]

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

[nem23]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[riotdyke]

I think people today have really forgotten that it only takes one bad gloop and she do what I yoinky. I mean really.

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[wizardnuke]

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

[wizardnuke]

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

[moctor]

emoaiticons

[the-tree-line]

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

[24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0]

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

[moonkitty]

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

[the19thduckpotato]

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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[astraldemise]

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

[astraldemise]

like im aware that watching horror stuff at like 3am is going to make me think that slenderman is in my kitchen but also im a dumb bitch who sees scary video thinks yay i love scary video :) and immediately watches it

[charaah]

Fascinated by what the draws you people to horror content

[astraldemise]

i like when theres some kind of creature or perhaps a guy

[polyhexian]

There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did

[watcherscrown]

On this 4th of july i would like to boost my tribe’s bee farm!! https://iowaybeefarm.com/ is their website! They sell honey, beeswax products, giant jars of bee pollen, lip balms and lotions!

pretty much everything is really cheap (much cheaper than it should be) and you can get a whole gift basket for 35 bucks!

[r4cs0]

[vinkandpaint]

honestly, the lack of medical intervention in ‘90s moomin. morbidly kinda funny.

snorkmaiden falls down a whole mountain and bashes her head and also gets struck by lightning and no one calls a doctor. just put her in bed, no need to check for a concussion. moomin’s slipped off the roof of the house which is like 4 stories tall cause he’s so hyped about snufkin . little my ends up frozen solid and they just heat her up in the bathing hut like a microwave meal. snufkin almost gets shot once and the reaction would’ve probably been like “just have some soup and walk it off dear”.