and I always smile!

winter | any/all | i love you! 🩵🍰

[se1ba]

frat behavior

[prthedisaster]

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[yesornopolls]

Do you think stars would taste good if they were edible?

Do you think stars would taste good if they were edible?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[beyondwhimsy]

The four stages of lizard fashion according to my good friend Johnathan Harker

1. Oh no The Horror

2. He’s doing it again 🙄

3. When in Transylvania do as the vampires do

4. I wish I had a gun

[unmeltable-snow]

i miss living in the dorms so bad

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

day 1856

hes fine

[sapphireh3arts]

i've barely been able to eat for days. i have $2 in my bank account. i want loaded potato soup.

[analogdelight]

help us out?

[gremlinservant]

[Writing the most mid sentence ever] this is fire

[gremlinservant]

This is going to win awards (lying)

[rookbirdrookbird]

Wait no that actually eats. here’s an award (it says ‘fire sentence’)

[gremlinservant]

Yessss see I never lie. It won an award :]

[unmeltable-snow]

asked an acquaintance to make me a playlist and they agreed and it’s been over 24 hours since and they haven’t sent it i’m a little nervous

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

i don't know

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[evenlyevi]

See you again

[unmeltable-snow]

i’m not gay but i want to live in a log cabin in the woods with thor odinson

[unmeltable-snow]

i can’t fall back asleep :(

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was a teenager I had a phase where I called soccer football because the rest of the world called it that but eventually my dad told me “You know, there’s a point where acting smart doesn’t make you smart and just makes you annoying. Refusing to use the word that everyone else around you uses doesn’t make you smarter than them.”

So anyways I call it soccer now.

[imzemo]

I typically refer to American football as egg shaped hand ball

[what-even-is-thiss]

What kind of eggs have you been using

[minimiffy]

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