[joeyclaire]

nah man i cant come over tomorrow im gonna listen to songs and think about characters. yeah no its gonna be all day

[redstonedust]

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

[funnytwittertweets]

[firefox-official]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

[ageofgeek]

the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

[nightmarist]

[otakublog787]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

Me, on fire, looking at this: haha good one

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

Damn you’re really having a bad day

[politedemon]

Happy Gay Olympics Eurovision!

[joofers-the-red-deactivated2022]

Saw this screenshot on twitter

[dazzlingkai]

they talk as if they’re immune

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[guardgenie]

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

[slightly-fanatic]

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

[gwennovynne]

the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion

[devoposting-deactivated20190507]

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

the fact that bloodstone isn’t in a higher position on this list is indicative of our culture’s anti-goth sentiments 

[olipolygon]

catch me in the club going by Rutilated Quartz

[mattrnurdock]

[heungmins-trophywife]

Why is this so funny

[toastbutteregg]

[fleurdemeth]

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

[heartfeltdelight]

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

[antimony-ore]

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

[antimony-ore]

Y'all take too long

[tyrelll28-deactivated20201029]

Same energy

[antimony-ore]

No worries guys, they’re there too