—eat, sleep, cry

zea • 27 • she/her

[iressails]

worth the wait forehead kiss / i love you so much double forehead kiss

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[anistarrose]

[ID 1: a tweet by miauravilhas with an image of a cat laying on its back with all four legs up, on the ground right next to a wet floor sign. The tweet, translated from Portuguese, reads "Poor thing, he slipped because he can't read."

ID 2: same image but the graphic of the person falling on the wet floor sign has been replaced with the image of the cat on its back. End ID.]

[just-a-red-been-bread]

All the Things She Said

[darlingofdots]

let's think of some Bits in the Hollander-Rozanov household because every good relationship needs incomprehensible and insufferable Bits:

the random Russian nouns as pet names, obviously

turning to Anya to arbitrate who won the race/loads the dishwasher correctly/scored a sexier goal etc

Ilya. Ilyusha. Ilyushenka. Ilyushenkechka.

and who won Rookie of the Year????

"I have never said this in my life"

threatening to tell Yuna

"pass me the remote?" — "come and get it" — [wrestling]

butt slapping. at every opportunity.

"we will have to shoot you like lame horse" when one of them gets so much as a papercut

idioms translated literally into the wrong language

"this is not hall of fame behaviour"

"who should I bring as my plus one" and listing random people while the other pouts

[medrawawi]

stay-at-home dad ilya 🙇 (and shane at work)

[peachyjude]

thinking about “no, i get that, but actually, i love him.” mind you this is like less than 24 hours after he’s even said it aloud to ilya. less than 24 hours before he puts to words what he’s felt since ilya kissed him goodbye on the stairwell. i get that, given the last decade of the two of us connecting over our shared distaste for the man standing next to me. i get that, given how reporters and magazines and podcasts all pick apart at our relationship like vultures, insisting there’s venom between us. i get that, since i’ve gone quiet whenever you’ve mentioned him in the last nine years. you must’ve taken my silence for hatred. and i get that, i do, but no. in those moments, i was wondering what it would be like for you to meet him, to shake his hand, look into his eyes and see the man i’ve held so close to my heart for years. and now i’m being honest, finally. i love him. i think maybe i always have.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time

[finny-red]

Home Sweet Home 🌃🌙

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[gothhabiba]

Gaza's crossings are still closed and Israeli violence against the people of Palestine has not ended. Mohammed Abu Alwan is struggling to fundraise and organize aid for his community even as he raises his three young children alone after the killing of their mother. You can help this family afford food and medical care by donating via: GoFundMe

Or via:

venmo (@gothhabiba) paypal (paypal.me/Najia) Cashapp ($NajiaK)

all with note "🍓" or "strawberry"

$0 / $200 (as of May 10)

Thank you!!

[gothhabiba]

🍓 $55 / $200 🍓 (May 13)

[penandinkprincess]

while we're talking hollanov under the influence of medication (is the only one talking about it), i'm laughing about the idea of shane half-expecting ilya to just be even MORE flirty when he's high on painkillers or coming out of sedation

and instead man is AGGRESSIVELY faithful

unhand him ✋ he is MARRIED ✋ (they are literally just trying to take his vitals) hands OFF!! his husband is gorgeous and will NOT appreciate this!!! (he says this to *shane* who is trying to help him back into actual clothes)

shane has to leave to let anya out and just gets a picture from svetlana of ilya curled up in the hospital bed smiling at a full screen picture of shane on his phone. literally the only way he would chill out and relax.

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya responds to ig q&a questions that say ‘whats it like to be a fucking f*ggot?’ with a picture of shane in a backwards cap and a white tshirt casually lifting the hem to wipe his mouth with one hand so his abs are exposed while he’s holding ilyas hand with the other, with the text ‘VERY AWESOME 😍👍’

[abdalsalam2000]

The explosives dropped on the people of the Gaza Strip are equivalent to 20 nuclear bombs like those dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Does anyone still doubt that Israel committed and continues to commit genocide and ethnic cleansing against us here in the Gaza Strip?

[abdalsalam2000]

Israel has besieged Gaza for over 19 years, and food and medicine are scarce. However, after the October 7th war, Israel prevented everything from entering Gaza, and Gaza became completely besieged. Gaza is a giant prison controlled by the worst jailers in the world: the Nazi Zionists who kill, displace, and starve us without mercy.

[abdalsalam2000]

We have been through so much and are still alive thanks to your help and donations. Without them, we would have died long ago. With them, we can buy food and medicine for my father, who has cancer and needs treatment quickly before he dies from this disease, the siege, hunger, anemia, and the stents in his heart arteries. We need to get them removed. Until then, we can only buy his medicine. Please donate now.

[abdalsalam2000]

GoFundMe deleted my previous campaign, and this isn't the first time they've done this. Please donate now. I swear, you are our last hope to get out of here and stay alive. Please donate.

[sporesgalaxy]

The donations to the deleted campaign will be refunded, so PLEASE donate to Nader's new campaign again!!!

GoFundMe is unfair to Palestinians regularly, but this is Nader's only hope to raise money. Please share and give what you xan

[socalgal]

@pcktknife @stuckinapril @pekingopera @littlestpersimmon @mevil @comintoyoulive @chilewithcarnage @feluka @tariah23 @3000s @notchainedtotrauma @patrochilles-or-bust

[itshype]

Quick question. When someone asks what age you were in a certain year do you give the age that you were before or after your birthday that year?

Do you give the younger or older of the two ages you were that year?

I give the younger (age before your birthday in a given calendar year)

I give the older (age after your birthday in a given calendar year)

Voting ended onMay 15

[wingsseni]

irina and ilyusha 🤍

[gentleaffirmations]

Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.

[gentleaffirmations]

I hope this message reaches all the neurodiverse and disabled people who were made to feel like their abuse was justified because they had "behaviors".

While this message is true for every child, you are who I had in mind when I wrote it.

[venndaai]

Scariest object in the Solar System

The Sun

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Neptune

One of the dwarf planets

One of the moons

An asteroid or comet

Other?

Voting ended onMay 16

Which one gives you the biggest willies to think about. Making this poll because I'm wiki surfing and I have an Opinion

[venndaai]

#I don't get Jupiter though is it the storms? It's all the way over there those cosmic storms aren't gonna do anything

I can only speak for myself but while the Sun is of course a cosmic horror beyond imagining that can easily kill us with its cancer rays, it's a star, it's supposed to be like that. And it's really so big and deadly that the brain can't really comprehend its bigness or its deadliness.

Whereas Jupiter is a planet, and planets are not supposed to be like that, as far as I'm concerned. My brain still can't fully comprehend the scale of a planet with 1321 times the volume and 318 times the mass of Earth, but it can get a lot closer, and therefore it can instill more cosmic dread in me. What do you mean Io is so volcanic because Jupiter's gravity is stretching it like playdough. What do you mean the Jovian magnetosphere is 20,000 times stronger than Earth's and its tail extends into the orbit of Saturn and if you stood on Io you'd get a fatal dose of radiation in less than 2 hours. What do you mean it has over 100 moons. What do you mean its core is 3x as hot as the Earth's. What do you mean 335 mph winds. What do you mean its lightning strikes are 100x as powerful as Earth's. What do you mean it has helium and neon rain. What do you mean the Great Red Spot is a centuries old storm that's bigger than the entire Earth.

This means nothing to me. Brain can't comprehend this size ratio. Meaningless.

This though. This is scary. I can visualize this. This wants to eat me.

[isleofair]

I also picked Jupiter after a bit of consideration, because of all of the above but ESPECIALLY because it will kill you in a much subtler and much more fucked up way than all of the others.

The Sun will fry you before you can even really get close at all. Venus will crush-boil you like you're in a cosmic-level pressure cooker but at least it will be relatively quick. The area around Jupiter, however, is RADIOACTIVE AF. If you approach Jupiter the wrong way, you will be dead. And you will be dead in a really horrible way. But you may very well have no idea that you are functionally a walking corpse for a little while yet, because radioation is a sneaky bastard like that.

And that to me is a lot scarier than all of the rest.