Dec 18, 2020
national flag of afanastan #1 exporter of boss ass bitches
Bringing this back because it might come in handy now that Russian athletes cannot compete under the Russian flag
Oh my god this has more of a chance at being flown as a flag at the next Olympics than the Russian flag.
#I never come on tumblr anymore but my last post a year ago was about afanastan and what is this post gonna be about?#YEP. AFANASTAN. SKDFJHSDKJFSJDK#greetings afanastanians. we are greatest nation in the world. we have no covid because we all care about each other#and actually took it seriously back in march#everyone is a billionaire in afanastan because the money is made up and the points don't matter#but simultaneously none of us are billionaires because we eat the rich#everyone prospers and everyone is healthy and we all love each other#every day we wake up and do a double turn in attitude to start our days#and every night we unwind with a double L turn just for good measure#bars are closed down not because of the pandemic but because they are our worst event.#usually we are amazing but sometimes we just wing shit. foreign relations slash budgets slash amanars. the usual.#no one says hello to each other. we all just wave with VERY elaborate hand movements#it's been years y'all and I am still Like This. I am So Sorry#afanastan
