Is the proverbial glass "half full" or "half empty"?
This question has remained unanswered since the very first day it was raised! It has not only confused but confounded people like the universal proverbial riddle: Which came first – the egg or the chick? Therefore, it will be interesting to look at some of the classic answers and make an attempt to solve this perennial debate.
“I swear that that the glass has always been half full and I will have to continue my efforts to make it fully full” say the optimists. But the pessimists, naturally do not agree. They feel that “the glass is half-empty and it will always remain that way”. “Both of you are wrong” thunders the down-to-earth realist: “The truth is neither of these. Both of you are ignoring the simple and straightforward fact that there is only 50% of the liquid present in the glass and we require an additional similar quantity to fill it!”. An on-looking old man, apparently a cynic, adds with a smirk: “Instead of wasting your time on these frivolous things, why don’t you first understand that someone has definitely consumed the half glass. Now find out whether he deserved it or not. If not, how did he manage? What are the inherent deficiencies in the system which allowed him to enrich himself unduly? And more importantly, how are we going to stop future similar drains of our resources? Why not make it a rule that all national resources should be auctioned off to the highest bidder?”
A successful Management Consultant who always had nose for seeing business opportunity where apparently nothing exists, felt that one has to examine the question in detail and arrive at an appropriate strategy preferably by consensus. His friend, the project manager, smiled meaningfully as he saw the obvious: ‘The glass is twice as big as it ought to be. These non-specialists have missed the basic fact that it is only a case of present overcapacity which will be set right when there is liberal orderflow from the government.!” Enter the R&D scientist who does not make a statement unless he is cock-sure of what he says. He pushed everyone aside and went close to the close and subjected the glass and its contents to close scrutiny. After a few hours of observation he successfully prepared a working hypothesis for further research. His interim conclusion contained in the executive summary states: “The glass is both half empty and half full. This conclusion, however, should be confirmed through empirical observation using a more representative model.” The ambitious corporate businessman who has unsuccessfully started several companies is convinced that it is yet again a case of “undervaluation of the glass equal to half its potential”.
The proprietor of the firm with the registered trade-mark ‘Customer is King’ and also acting as Customer Service Agent to multi-national companies operating in India said “I agree with you that the Glass is half empty/full but we will do everything in our power to fill it up at no extra cost as soon as possible”. He will, after couple of reminders inform you as under: “After a full examination of the situation we find that you have, in fact, mistakenly received a half-empty/full glass though you paid only for a quarter glass.” The next-door all-knowing banker who was extremely pleased with the situation happily exclaimed “if you had insisted on having a full glass when you could manage with a half glass you would have been unnecessarily straining your balance sheet by leveraging your capitals through unnecessary demand on scarce working capital funds. I am happy that you have learnt to be frugal.”
The last word, as usual, is with the most successful marketing executive who will convince you that even though the glass is half full/empty you are getting a fantastic bargain for your money because it is proportionately cheaper than buying a full glass! The emotional writer friend looking at the situation is, however, anxious that the 50% material remaining in the glass will soon evaporate and will cause extreme scarcity.
The foreign trained coach of the Indian sports establishment who was a failure as a cricketer in his hay-days and who has now landed the plum job of $10 million per year to train the Indian Team which has successfully completed an Australian Tour in which it lost all the 8 matches it played, is quick to remind the establishment that he can always help to fill the glass if he is given this contract as soon as his present assignment expires. (He knows he will never get an extension because ‘you cannot cheat all people all times’. )
The perfect dedicated South Indian Vaishnava Brahmin housewife who was passing by quietly took the glass into her spick-and-span kitchen, threw the contents away and washed the glass with disinfectant, dried it with a fresh towel and put it nicely along with the other empty glasses in her nicely stacked shelf behind the clean plain see-through glass. There is no half-full or half-empty glasses in her world; she sees just a clean glass or an untidy one – with or without contents. Her behavior is caused by her diamond-studded authoritative mother-in-law with the bunch of house-keys hanging from her hips, who passed the kitchen a few minutes back and had commented “My God! How careless my daughter-in-law can be! Some youngster from ouside has ‘sipped’ out of the glass and left the impure glass on the table with germs all over it. My son and grand-son have been spoiled by her”.
The faithful Christian, seeing the half-full glass exclaims: “Oh! Mercy of the Lord and Master Jesus, the Cup runneth over and soon will reveal the Kingdom of Heaven which was within”. The Chinese Taoist, with his closed eyes sees that the glass is both half empty and half full and that both these halves could exist without the support of the other, requiring a point of balance in order to maintain equilibrium in the universe and, therefore, are merely two mirrors images of the same realistic concept. Thus, in the purity of the absolutely peaceful self, the glass is neither half full nor half empty. The glass simply exists and it is immaterial whether there is anything in it or not! The Bhuddists vehemently disagree. They comment that “Nothing exists! Truth is nothing. There is no question of glass or water or any other liquid. Just keep meditating and that is the ‘right’ thing to do.” The popular Hindu Bhagavatha is pleased to see Lord Vishnu manifest as the glass and also the liquid in it. He exclaims “He and His ways are mysterious and so trying to understand whether the glass is half full or half empty is futile. Simply surrender to the wonderful form of the Lord with four arms clad in pure yellow silk with expensive diadem, necklace and bracelets reclining peacefully on the thousand headed Sesha Nag. The Advaita Vedantist pities the ignorance of these Dwaitins and comments: “There is neither a glass nor liquid in it and these opposites are mere illusions to distract the human intellect. All these, including the so-called Lord with form, are mere superimpositions on Brahman, the One without a Second which is beyond human intellect. Therefore the question whether it is empty or full are mere figment of human imagination without any substance – an illusion caused by Maya exactly like the proverbial imagined snake on a rope”.
A health-conscious suspicious fanatic would remark “Forget Vedanta. Come down to Earth. The truth is that someone has carelessly left the glass on the table after ingesting his infectious virus on it. Someone is definitely to be affected soon by some incurable disease which is bound to spread. I will ask the assistant to immediately disinfect the glass as well as the table top and change the table cloth, if possible”. A young good looking dietician who wanted the whole female world to be ‘O’ size, who passed by remarked “the world is full of junk-food. Look at the half-filled cold drink glass. Someone has taken in at least 125 calories of unwanted sugar syrup. Could she not have avoided this unnecessary addition to her hips?” Her older son, a teenage student looking at the half-full/empty glass on the table is convinced that this is yet another dirty game played by their unpopular teacher to prove that the students are all dumb. Her second son came next and simply emptied the glass remarking “Anytime is coke-time” and solved the perennial problem of half-filled glass.
R. Hariharan.











