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Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.

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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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wearing cashmere to my dl hookup #straight
would you all be into a super unhinged poll about what ilyaās dick actually looks like or nah
fuck it, okay, so there's a foreskin coverage chart (there are real penis photos here so don't go to it if that's uncomfortable for you)
what's ilya rocking?
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wtf is wrong with you (but show me results bc i'm a freak too)
Halsey attends "The Man I Love" screening at the 79th Cannes Film Festival on May 20th, 2026.
wait now iām curious whatās everyoneās go-to pair of shoes
This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.
i wish there were more ways to communicate to people under ~30 the scale of what the aids epidemic was like before antiretrovirals, the numbers (both absolute and relative) of people who died, and kept dying, every day for years and years and years, because it's very hard to truly understand looking back from today if you aren't actively seeking out understanding. the photo above of the choir is one thing that works well, as is this piece from 1987 by fran lebowitz.
My understanders will Understand me
and As Such . My misinterpreters will Misinterpret me . The price for speaking my truth .
U said it not me
dumb questions the Boston Raiders would (want to) ask Ilya about gay (sex) if they knew about Hollanov
Does it still count for the playoffs sex ban if it's with a dude? You know, like the poophole loophole. No I'm not asking for me! Wait that's not why you picked a man right?
Can I bring my girlfriend when we go to Boston Pride? Or is that not allowed?
Do you guys just get to leave the toilet seat up at home?
Are men better at sucking dicks?
Wait so were you lying about liking Dunkin too because I thought gay people prefer Starbucks?
Aren't you sad you'll never be able to do to it raw? And the follow-ups: doesn't it make your dick smell like ass? Wait but you never have to worry about getting pregnant that's awesome bro.
Are you going to make me vote now?
How can you tell you're like actually into dudes? Because like I can look at a dude and go āyeah he's hotā but I don't want to bang him
Aww man you must miss pizza. Because of the gluten. I thought gay people can't have it?
If you got married who would be the groom?
If you could suck your own dick, do you think you'd be more turned on by having your dick sucked or by doing the sucking?
Does this mean they'll let us in the gay clubs now? Because we've got a gay.
So who nags you to put your socks in the hamper? Dude you guys must have socks everywhere.
Did you just bang all those chicks so people wouldn't think you're gay? Because I think you might have overdone it bro.
Is that why Hollander randomly started dressing well? Because he turned gay?
Who sends you the flags? Have you got yours yet?
How the fuck did you know he was gay before you hit on him? Or have you just been trying to pull half the league and Hollander's the only one that took the bait. Wait did you hit on Scott Hunter?
(drunk and emotional) please don't have Hollanderās babies until after you've retired. We need your body for hockey
I just can't get my head around what you guys do together. Like do you just hang out doing dude shit and then fuck? Like do you play Xbox and then suck each other off? Because that sounds awesome.
Have you ever got turned on by your own dick?
I thought you had to go to college to be gay?
anyway whatās the best book youāve ever read and yes if you say some YA shit i will kill a hostage.
Feel like a hypocrite if I donāt share my own - genuinely think that Beloved by Toni Morrison might be the best book ever written but other contenders for my own personal bests at Catch-22, Slaughterhouse-5, and Annihilation.
Sorry!
this is fucking killing me bro. weird little plastic figurine of two guys frotting on a couch moments before gay disaster, the merch everyone is asking for, happy pride
i think shane would be secretly really chuffed at getting ilya pregnant with twins (through the power of his ass) like⦠heād be all bashful about it when his team mates are like Hollzy you sly dog with your freak swimmers!!! And heās like haha guysss and waves them off doing his little Kermit the frog smile but actually on the inside heās like Yeah I fucking knocked my husband up with twins bitch heās got two of my babies growing inside him heās mine theyāre mine im a fucking king.
shane just showing pregnant ilya off like he wants everyone to see that he did that and that ilya is his and itās all his and he takes such good care of ilya and makes him so happy and loved and safe and everyone must know this. they must know ilya belongs to shane
rachel was also feeling the hudcon spirit today
i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.
what i would give for shane to be on the periphery of an ilya/svetlana pookie off where theyāre drinking too much wine and sveta is lamenting about all the disappointing men in boston. shane is cleaning up the dinner dishes and pretending he isnāt listening but eventually, he pours himself a glass and slowly makes his way closer until heās sitting next to ilya, nodding along. one glass becomes two which becomes opening a new bottle for the group and now our boyās tipsy, ilya mindlessly playing with his hair as he leans into ilya more and more. eventually sveta will share something particularly egregious one of her recent men did and shane Snorts saying āthese men aināt shitā before throwing back his third (and final) glass and ilya will be like āwhat do you know about men, moy lyubov?ā and sveta squeals in delight kicking her feets while shane just shrugs
looked up celebrities with my sun moon and rising and didnāt recognize anyone so i guess iām the most famous of us all
for those of you curious
Ice Storm ~ Montreal, Quebec, Canada 1998