Andrew: *has only had this cat for a week but if anything happened to her would kill everyone in his immediate vicinity then himself*
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Andrew: *has only had this cat for a week but if anything happened to her would kill everyone in his immediate vicinity then himself*
Wymack: we have very simple rules, be nice to the new kid, don't break the new kid, don't fuck with the new kid
Andrew, who genuinely misheard: wait, we weren't supposed to fuck the new kid?
Wymack: that's not what I said and also, I've never wanted to know less about a situation in my life.
I've always wanted to draw a smol comic for tfc, so even though I generally get super bored drawing comics this was super fun!
I keep this scene really close to my heart and also though it was visually interesting to represent so I hope you enjoy!!
kevin, sobbing: my left hand is broken
medicated andrew: did you try putting it in rice
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“You are a pipe dream.” - Nora Sakavic, The King’s Men
some of you haven’t been so wrecked by a book that it’s all you can think about for days and days and your book hangover feels unending and it shows
The All For The Game series was really about a short ginger running away from home to play Edgy Lacrosse™️ while worrying the whole time about getting beat up by his father who worked for the japenese mafia who were secretly behind an entire cult of synchronized Edgy Lacrosse™️ players named after an Edgar Allen Poe poem and we all read it huh
My girlfriend: Treat me like a princess :)
Me, tears in my eyes, hauling the guillotine out of storage: I’m sorry, honey, but for the good of my comrades and country, a monarchy cannot stand
I was born to read @basic-banshee and @bread-of-god-is-bread‘s new fic, Local Hero
Oh my god I fall asleep and a miracle happens. This is AMAZING @krisrix I’m absolutely losing my mind this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen 😭
LIVE NOW: CH. 1 — SON OF A BITCH, BASILTON PITCH
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AARON`S INCREDIBLE WEEKEND PART 3
You know, it's a feeling of joy to wake up in the morning? I don't have one.
(I was about to post, but remembered that I hadn't listed Aaron in the tags. And I don't seem to have pointed it out before. Sorry, dude, the world is too unfair to you)
Dragon Kisses and Other Lovely Gifts
Large Black Coffee
by BasicBathsheba
“I glance at the cup before I raise it to my lips, and one eyebrow goes up when I see what ridiculous insult he’s written on the cup today.”
Every day Baz comes in to get coffee, and every day he finds a new insult on his cup.
(Complete. 8 chapters. 19,280 words. Simon Snow/Baz Pitch)
[Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, insults on coffee cups, do you like joggers? because SIMON DOES, Boys being jerks, Enemies to Lovers, honestly so many insults, they’re good boys though they just curse a lot, Coffee Shop, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés]
when you have an itch you better scratch it... this is basically my take on a snowbaz pacific rim au
me: ugh ew i hate clichés
fanfic: *person a to person b before they kiss* i've wanted to do this for so long
me, crying: THEY'VE WANTED TO DO THIS FOR SO LONG