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your local peepaw

[crabussy]

my dms with my friends are not good

[crabussy]

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

[cinnamon-mutt]

it is not Random its to put Emphasis. you noodle

[crabussy]

(obediently) me noodle

[koiagain]

hiii You ruined my life I want you dead can you please text me or maybe do worse without me

[pukicho]

how you doing today boss?

I am on the cusp.

[sunbleachedbitch]

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

[savethelifeofmychild]

having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[segamascott]

i will no longer be practicing radical acceptance and/or accepting the things i can not change #fuckbadthings #changeit

[real-language-facts]

just found an amazing book.... only for The Intellifent... it is called..... one fish two fish red fish glue fish...

[i-am-a-fish]

does anyone here play magic the guthering

[ooliecat]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

[catboybiologist]

What if the scarab doesn't want to go. What if the scarab wants to snuggle in bed. What if the scarab needs a rest day

[blemgoid]

at the gas station getting pisst off becasue they dont accept ogre coins

[jawpeople]

[eeeurydiceee]

Haha Jonathan, gas leak