[achillesinhighheels]

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life

[madeofpixiedustscoobysnakz]

EXACTLY 🙂‍↕️🫶

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Kudos to this post, I think of you every time I do my fucking laundry

[gokusclit]

It’s ok to have blatant double standards that favour lesbians btw

[kosmogrl]

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[aaronstveit]

watching 90s-2000s tv is crazy because it’s like wow. there used to be good writing and acting and more than 10 episodes per season and a new season every year. we really had it all.

[kosmogrl]

march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good march will be good

[thememedaddy]

[worldhammerer-old]

we have got to start putting gargoyles on buildings again

[only-cat-memes]

[pollen]

Edward Hirsch, from "Late March"

[brittanagirlcrush]

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[itswhatyougive]

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

[depsidase]

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

a big part of being happy is being excited. be excited for everything - making a cup of tea, decorating your future apartment, seeing a friend again, falling in love unexpectedly, the next episode of a show you like, finishing something stressful, buying something you’ve been saving up for, a new album, sunsets, traveling, road trips, and the feeling of going to bed after a long day. think of something to be excited about and daydream about it often when you’re sad.