Wanna come back to my place and see my skulls?

lani's vc sideblog for problematique faves. Main: amdusccias// RP: desanctii

[danielderomanus]

(he's mad and he's gonna blame Marius)

[hedonistbyheart]

Armand being conflicted after Santino’s death and Pandora letting him know that, hey, she’s actually in the same boat.

I really need these two to interact more.

[tulinokkaelain]

Valenfangs day 6: Vampire slayer

In an alternative world where the Talamasca hunts vampires, Jesse is going after her favorite target.

She may be holding a flamethrower but I swear this is really romantic enemies to lovers. See, I even made it pink.

@valenfangs

[teh-nos]

in my work of fanfiction i am going to hold the villain responsible for their actions by making them have sex with the person they tried to kill, which will effectively address all the relevant moral issues by being hot.

[dumbvampire]

Nicki/Armand

[fofoqueirah]

For the sketch request: some Eric and Santino, pretty please? 🥺🙏

ratmen can love too 😔😔😔 serving two different types of priest men for all of our extremely niche secret kinks 😌😌

[shiningoak]

"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.

[killer-laurent]

Magnus & Benedict - This is a birthday commission for @poet-to-none from SaintRayne @saintrayne

[gladosisalesbian]

something that I feel like is missing from fandom nowadays is the idea that you dont have to have a unified, chronologically/tonally consistent interpretation of your favorite work. your fics dont have to fit within the same version of canon, even if theyre all canon-compliant on their own. your headcanons can contradict each other. be a multishipper. write metas that take two totally different interpretations of the same plot point. write a character as a villain and then write them as the hero next time. write a character as a lesbian and then write them as straight next time! engage in hypotheticals and drop them when you get bored! make up the rules as you go!! have fun with it!!!

[reibu-b]

coven masters

[nightcolorz-deactivated20260424]

I love nicolas de lenfent sm bcus he’s literally the dead wife trope but if the dead wife was a self hating miserable asshole who drained the energy and joy from any room she was in and silently resented the mc and wanted to see him suffer

[desanctii]

[santinos-neckline]

desanctii‌:

Fae AU - a missionary in Ireland finds himself in the clutches of an ancient spirit. Santino soon realizes that the longer he stays with this supernatural creature and his court, the easier is it to forget his humanity and all he left behind.

AU moodboard for @faintlyradiant 

[youngerfrankenstein]

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[shiningoak]

"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.

[starpeace]

i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

[starpeace]

if it helps i also wish there was a fic

[thoughtportal]

[0junemeatcleaver0]

It terms of dusty, unkempt motherfuckers, Mael really walked so Louis could run