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we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
Too cute!
Valentine’s Day Cards | Oh My Disney
”something non-sexual that turns you on?”
LEATHER BOUND HARRY POTTER BOOKS WITH REMOVABLE HORCRUX BOOKMARKS
Where do I buy these where do I buy these how much money are they and where do I buy them
TAKE MY MONEY THAT I DON’T HAVE
“He is so intelligent and yet so broken. He’s still selfish and vain, and arrogant and proud, but he’s also elegant and amusing, and he’s so full of charisma. That’s why I love playing him, there is an element of delight and joy at being bad.”
Next door neighbours and their expectations.
So I live next door to a couple (a VERY conservative couple) and their twin boys. The boys can’t be more than 8, and like most kids, they like to play in the back yard. Which is totally fine, doesn’t bother me at all. They’re kids and like to run around. What bothers me though is that they love to throw their toys over into my yard. Alot of toys. Action figures, balls, frisbees, rackets, etc.
Them throwing them over don’t even really bother me that much. What bothers me is that the parents keep demanding that we have to throw them back. They don’t ask, they don’t knock on the door and apologize, they just yell over there fence when they know that we are outside and TELL us to give it back. And that bothers me. They also seem to encourage their kids to throw it over to our yard.
So after Christmas I was at the store and saw that they had a ton of Barbie’s, nail polish, Bratz doll frisbees, and balls on the clearance. I bought 5 of everything I could find that I knew my neighbors would hate seeing their sons play with. Every time an action figure gets thrown over to my yard, I will throw a barbie back with it. Every time a ball gets thrown, a Bratz ball will be returned. I already threw a couple nail polishes over and the twins went crazy. They loved it. They’ve had pink, purple, and green nails all week.
It’s been 2 days and not a single action figure has crossed my fence. More importantly, not a single rude demand from the parents to return them. The kids are having fun, and I have pretty revenge. Petty Revenge: Your daily dose of the best petty revenge stories. | cr
Saw Stephen Fry live last week, and he told us this story: Just after the first Harry Potter book had been released, he was offered the role of narrating it for audiobooks. He hadn’t read it, and was simply told it was a children’s book, so figured it would be an easy afternoons work. When he met JK Rowling, she mentioned that she was writing a sequel. Stephen replied very condescendingly “good for you”.
A few years down the line, the books are selling well, and he is doing the recording for the Prisoner of Azkaban, when he runs into the phrase “Harry pocketed it”. Stephen could not say this line. It always came out as “Harry pocketeded it”, unless he said it ridiculously slowly. They tried time and time again to get it right, but to no avail. Eventually, he called up JK and asked if he could say “Harry put it in his pocket” instead. She thought for a moment, then said “no”, and hung up.
The phrase “Harry pocketed it” appeared in the next four books.
Petty Revenge: Your daily dose of the best petty revenge stories. | cr
my favorite scene in the whole tv history
#just smile and wave boys
Just close your eyes, and change your life
The signs as evil mythical creatures
Aries- A traveler, and spell caster. Mutters incantations under their breath, going mostly unnoticed. Deadly. At least one side of their face is always concealed.
Taurus- Appears in the forest as an innocent woodland creature to lead those wandering astray, never to be found again.
Gemini- A spirit who delivers nightmares to whoever they deem fit. Floats through the night, with a childlike giggle every time they make someone scream.
Cancer- The ghosts of warriors. Haunts the places that meant the most to them. Has an eternal desire for revenge, will torture anyone who disturbs them.
Leo- Forest fairies. Only visible to small children, tricking them into making deadly mistakes. Tiny, beautiful, but vain creatures. Bad tempers.
Virgo- A Satori, or a mind-reading humanoid. Seeks out fragile people, so they can drive the to insanity by speaking their thoughts before the other can say them.
Libra- God/Goddess of fire. Tall stature, dark eyes, voice filled with authority. Can intimidate anyone into their submission, but only keeps a very few close.
Scorpio- A demon humanoid who can kill any human just by looking into their eyes. Roams at night, wearing all black. Seeks out those doing unspeakable crimes and sends them to hell
Sagittarius- A spirit that predicts bad fortune/death for humans. They look innocent, with flowers in their hair and wide eyes but when they leave those flowers on your doorstep.. there is no hope.
Capricorn- A succubus/incubus, a creature who feeds of the romantic or sexual energy of humans by draining them. Breathtaking and mischievous, but very paranoid.
Aquarius- A water demon who lures sailors into the water only to drown them. Much like a mermaid in appearance. Very self-centered, but they are the most beautiful creatures you will ever meet.
Pisces- An apparition of a young woman that will appear and disappear at will to trick travelers into following them until they are lost, hopelessly.
I unabashedly loved this scene.
My favorite thing about this is that Dottie is getting fucking object concealment tips from these genius food-stealing women and she’s probably using that knowledge to hide idek small thermonuclear devices in her bra or something. Probably went back to the Red Room afterward like “omg girls let me teach you what I learned in America. It’s vital we teach our tiny assassins to knit, I met a woman who successfully concealed a whole chicken in her sweater, they’ll need this kind of ingenuity in the field.”
I also really love that this is a large group of women who unabashedly like food and eating. None of them are going “oh no my diet, what if I get fat?”, they’re like “I CAN FIT A CHICKEN IN MY SWEATER AND THEN LATER, I HAVE A WHOLE CHICKEN FOR ME.”
Imagine children of Hephaestus being born with parts of their bodies being made of metal. It varies how weird or horrific the placement of these parts are. Many children with born with metal limbs build better, more stylish ones for themselves
Imagine children of Aphrodite that are born with the power to change their appearance, but they can’t control it. They change when their emotions are high or just randomly throughout the day. Sometimes they’ll have two different faces and not be able to do anything about it
Imagine children of Apollo being literally made of light. There’s always a soft glow coming from their eyes, nose, and mouth. They get hard to look at when they’re mad but they also make good flashlights
Imagine children of Ares who just casually spill blood all the time. Out of their mouths, ears, eyes, and noses. Just randomly, no warning. Sometime random small wounds will open up on their arms, legs, and faces. New campers are very scared of them
Imagine children of Athena who physically shut down from information over load; they can’t move, can’t speak, don’t even breathe so their brains can review all the things they know. When they’re in this state you can literally see words and pictures flash across their eyes. Don’t disturb them in this state, it won’t be good for either of you
Imagine children of Demeter who have flowers and other flora growing out of their bodies. Little roses (thorns and all) growing out of their heads, lilies growing from their shoulders. Sometimes their hair will start turning green
Imagine children of Dionysus with grape juice for blood. When they get older, it ferments and turns to wine. They can will vines to grow out of their bodies, though the grapes on those vines will make anyone else sick
Imagine children of Hermes who talk so fast, their voice can’t catch up. They’ll be talking and suddenly, their voice gives out. But they still keep talking. When they stop, their voice keeps going once it’s able to catch up
Imagine children of Hades with see through skin. All the bones, veins, organs, and everything is visible. Sometimes, depending on a lot of things, their skin is more translucent than normal
Imagine children of Poseidon being born with aquatic features; scales, gills, webbed hands/feet, slimy skin, etc. Some are able to go fine without water, while some need it or they get sick. They won’t die but they will be quite miserable
Imagine children of Zeus who are made of lightning. You can see it under their skin, jumping from one body part to the next. Their eyes have lightning and them always look like colored storm clouds. Touching them is always an endeavor in trying not to get shocked too badly
Imagine really cool side effects to being half all powerful God
Disney Ladies + Rainbow
I swear to god Claire is just one day going to turn into Samuel L Jackson from Snakes on a Plane
I AM MOTHER FUCKING TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SUPERHEROES IN MY MOTHER FUCKING EMERGENCY ROOM
You know it’d be more funny if Claire turned out to be Nick Fury’s niece.
Claire: Taps her foot as the call rings almost endlessly in her ear, when it does finally connect and she hears breathing on the other end she’s speaking before the person on the other end can even get a word in. “This is all your damn fault Uncle Nick! Before the Battle of New York and your damn Avengers I had a nice normal life with a normal job, now suddenly I’m patching up superheroes left, right and centre. I’d also appreciate it if you could send someone by to pick up your fledgling Hawk? I fished him wounded out of the dumpster outside my apartment building.”
WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. DO.
God DAMN it and you accuse ME of evil plot bunnies!
Claire’s mom and Nick’s sister can be played by
GINA MOTHERFUCKIN’ TORRES
I think the amazing thing about Labyrinth fanfiction (and fanfiction for fandoms with weak plotlines in general) is that a shitton of people were like “look at this beautiful garbage heap. This is my garbage heap. It is important to me and I will make meaning from it and I will give it the character development and soaring romance and fey monarchical structure and college aus it deserves because it chose to be more pretty that plot heavy and that is okay.”
Just a bunch of crazy talented writers petting this strange sparkly garbage heap telling it “you just keep sprinkling glitter and owl feathers on everything baby, thank you for being what you are and for being so kind to us. We can take it from here. You helped us grow up, and now we’re going to help you.”
This made me happy
the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines
like, grass goes in, fast comes out
most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil
and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass
i made this post over a year ago and somehow in the past four hours or so it got 1,300 notes?
this is a finely aged shitpost, over a year old, sealed in an oaken barrel to give it the optimal flavour.
