Sebastian Michaelis

The head buter of the Phantomhive Estate. { Sebastian Michaelis roleplay blog. Sebby belongs to Yana Toboso M!As; none. }

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whats up sluts

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haha rip this blog

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Dad Pun Sentence Starters

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“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.” “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.” “A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’” “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!” “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!” “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.” “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.” “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.” “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.” “'Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!” “I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!” “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1” “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.” “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.” “How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.” “Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.” “I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.” “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.” “How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.” “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” “Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.” “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.” “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant” “Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.” “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.” “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.” “What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.” “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.” “The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.” “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.” “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.” “Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”“ “What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.” “What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.” “I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.” “To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.” “The rotation of earth really makes my day.” “I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.” “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” “I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!” “Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.” “Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.” “A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.” “I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.” “Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.” “I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.” “People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.”

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"Can I kiss you?" {Because why not, and hello! :D}

Sebastian’s eyes widened, the tiniest bit, at such a sudden request from the maid. He smiled at her, and nodded. “Why, of course you can.” He answered, happily.

[mei-rin-blossoms]

He was not disappointed. If that was not the best award in the world, she did not know what might be one; to her, it was almost all that mattered right now.

As he approached her and wrapped his arms around her, she could feel her cheeks become warmer. “And I have missed you, Mister Sebastian. Even if that’s not really proper… is it?”

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“I suppose if it was proper I wouldn’t be saying it to you, now, would I?” He suggested, a smirk tugging at his lips. He was only teasing, but he rather enjoyed her reactions to his words.

[mei-rin-blossoms]

Those words had to bring a deep blush onto her cheeks. Was he really teasing her that much? “Is it really so improper to feel such a thing? I know a servant should not feel it… but is it really so bad?”

[saporanimus]

He raised an eyebrow at the other's musings. Listening to her words had brought a smile to his face. "Can one help the way they feel, be it a servant, or even a lord? Be it an angel, or a devil?"

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In his personal quarters, Sebastian had been lying on his bed, finally having a peaceful moment. A kitten had made it’s way onto his chest, and of course, he couldn’t bring himself to not pet such a lovely creature. 

Naturally, while in such a good mood, his only response to hearing a knock at the door was to give an exasperated sigh. “Yes?” He called, through the door.

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Nila purred beneath his hand as he gave her affection, waving her tail lazily and curling it around his arm. She had waited patiently for him to come into his room and now someone else wanted his attention.

Resisting the urge to meow curiously at the door, she paced back and forth beneath his hand.

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Sebastian’s eyebrows arched, a small smile placed on his face. How he wished not to abandon the wonderful creature. He sat up, taking the cat carefully in both of his hands. He pulled himself out of the bed, and put the kitten down, hidden underneath of his bed.

He sat back down, as not to draw suspicion when the other person inevitably barged in. Which they did. It had been Mae-Rin. She was simply asking for advice, which Sebastian gave quickly, so as to go back to relaxing with the kitten.

She left just as quickly as she came, closing the door behind her. He raised an eyebrow, not quite amused, before looking down at the floor, waiting for the kitten to come out of it’s provided hiding spot.

[saporanimus]

In his personal quarters, Sebastian had been lying on his bed, finally having a peaceful moment. A kitten had made it’s way onto his chest, and of course, he couldn’t bring himself to not pet such a lovely creature. 

Naturally, while in such a good mood, his only response to hearing a knock at the door was to give an exasperated sigh. “Yes?” He called, through the door.

[writerswritecompany]

Words that describe a voice

[intopandorasbox]

Here are some great voice words for when you can hear something in your head and just can’t think of the best way to describe it! 

[bururaven]

[say-woof]

bururaven

What in the world?

aka Ciel’s first contact with pop music

[sarahbacou]

ciel phantomhive >> kuroshitsuji 

you say you don’t understand human emotions. if ordered, you would do anything, no matter how cruel, like a beast

[cielkingdom]

[say-woof]

cielkingdom

𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 // 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟙𝟙𝟚

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❝I apologize for the absence. Any reason I give could not excuse the length of it.❞

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"Can I kiss you?" {Because why not, and hello! :D}

Sebastian’s eyes widened, the tiniest bit, at such a sudden request from the maid. He smiled at her, and nodded. “Why, of course you can.” He answered, happily.

[mei-rin-blossoms]

He was not disappointed. If that was not the best award in the world, she did not know what might be one; to her, it was almost all that mattered right now.

As he approached her and wrapped his arms around her, she could feel her cheeks become warmer. “And I have missed you, Mister Sebastian. Even if that’s not really proper… is it?”

[saporanimus]

“I suppose if it was proper I wouldn’t be saying it to you, now, would I?” He suggested, a smirk tugging at his lips. He was only teasing, but he rather enjoyed her reactions to his words.

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[ The mun would like to apologize for all those who have, are, or may role play with me. I am a fucking wreck. ]

[a-girl-named-angel]

(Closed starter)

[a-girl-named-angel]

She nodded, her ears flickering scenting another presence bug didn’t care. She quickly began to follow the young man.

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He followed the two, pretending as though he were doing daily chores. He watched Finnian and Angel closely.

“And if you need to use the little lady’s room, it’s just over here!” Finnian was saying.

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"Can I kiss you?" {Because why not, and hello! :D}

Sebastian’s eyes widened, the tiniest bit, at such a sudden request from the maid. He smiled at her, and nodded. “Why, of course you can.” He answered, happily.

[mei-rin-blossoms]

No, he could not have been following her. He had been there all the time, otherwise he would not be sitting so calmly, reading a book. A deep blush claaimed her cheeks and she hoped he would not ask about them.

“Thank you, Mister Sebastian,” she smiled softly. “I have been doing my best. I could not disappoint you again.”

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He smiled at her, with a tint of admiration in his eyes. He found it much more entertaining to be with her, than to sit there and read. It was a book he had read a thousand times over. This person was, relatively, new to him. It intrigued him, quite a lot, sometimes. “Congratulations,” He replied, “You succeeded.” He claimed, lifting himself out of the chair. He walked over to her.

“I have to say, I missed having you here with me.” He said, wrapping his arms around her waist.

[a-girl-named-angel]

(Closed starter)

[a-girl-named-angel]

She looked at him shaking her hand before looking back at him. She then tried to say her name “A-Angel” she tried to say.

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Sebastian returned, but didn’t make himself visible. He’d simply be observing Finnian and the new guest. Primarily to make sure that she wouldn’t do anything suspicious, and to make sure Finnian didn’t intimidate her, or screw up in some special way.

“Angel? That’s a wonderful name!” He smiled at her. “If you’ll follow me, I’ll show you the estate!”

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"Can I kiss you?" {Because why not, and hello! :D}

Sebastian’s eyes widened, the tiniest bit, at such a sudden request from the maid. He smiled at her, and nodded. “Why, of course you can.” He answered, happily.

[mei-rin-blossoms]

For some reason, Mei-Rin had a strange feeling that Sebastian was following her, but that could as well be just her imagination, for as she finished, she could not see him anywhere around, so she went to find and meet him.

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He had seated himself where they originally met, and found a book to read. He acted as though he had been there the whole time. Upon her entering, a small smile tugged at his lips, as he lifted his eyes to gaze at her. 

“I must say, you did rather wonderful work, tonight, Mei-rin.” He commented.