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werewolf yuri

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

I’m literally living twilight for real aaaaaa

#I’m dating a beta vampire and an alpha werewolf #and the werewolf is a puppy simp around me #and the vampire beta loves eternal chastity #also yes the werewolf is an incredible lay #also yes the vampire watches and likes it #personal #like if you read

queen-zigzag

druidquest

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

druidquest

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

hometoursandotherstuff

undeadentropy

This is diabolical. Loud enough to notice, but virtually unidentifiable from a truck in motion. You pop the hood to see what's up and find nothing. You start it up and it doesn't make the noise. You go for a drive and it's fucking back. Psychological torture

angel-0f-filth

ninanation

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

ninanation

please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.

sinful-shepherd

Summer got me fucked up feeling so eepy at such odd hours. I want my weird foot time and plapping before I go to bed. I can't sleep unless I get to press my face against a pair of soft soles and toes that I paid to get pedicured.

My routines. My eepy. The tyrranical sun shall not take it from me. Also plapping. Lowkey CBT goes insane

secondlina

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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shephar

Spelljob from a girl with huge tomes

bugthingsdaily

today's bug thing is the bug carousel at the Bronx Zoo!

sinful-shepherd

Old lewd below/NSFW

"Did I seriously catch you trying to sneak a peek at me in the shower? I barely got my shoes off before you gave yourself away, perv. Or maybe you wanted to get caught. That tiny little bulge in your pants seems to agree with me. You're so fucking weird. If you want it so bad, jerk to my sock loser 🖕"