Getaway Car

what’s the difference between cry and weep I will kill you Mel || 23

[alkemylabz]

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It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[phantomrose96]

Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.

[phantomrose96]

To start 30% of tumblr users don’t own their own car, which already eliminates quite a lot of potential truck havingness you see.

Then among the car havers, the most common kind is a 20 year old sedan that was purchased for $2,400 and will be driven until the rims weather into sediment and become a new kind of sedan sedimentary rock called a sedanimentary rock. The second most common kind of car is a Subaru purchased by two lesbians who are no longer in a relationship but remain good enough friends still to be effective car co-parents.

Now this does leave an amount of truck havers. About 0.5-1% according to science. But importantly when you ask them about the truck the answer is “yeah my job is to pull stuck bulls out of the mud on the farm” and then they pull away and you get to see all the muddy bulls in the back of their truck, which is a real treat.

[starlight-shadowbanned]

your vehicle?

i do not own my own vehicle

i own a cheap sedan which i will drive until it disintegrates

i own a subaru

i own a work truck

i own a truck that is not for work

im bald/vanilla extract

Voting ended onApr 21

[nootdraws]

My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)

[stupid-twink-girl]

[theconcealedweapon]

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[catalpa-waltz]

i believe in my heart-of-hearts that shane is the one working the grill at every Metros team event. First off, you gotta give this boy a task he loves a task. It feels like the thing to do when you’re Captain, he gets to feed and nourish his team like theyre all his little fledgling birds and then it’s also the perfect opportunity to perform some good old-fashioned heteromasculinity like get this guy an apron and some tongs and get out of his way

[scunthotter]

Okay imagine that Shane was just a touch less paranoid and Ilya is just a touch less avoidant. So they're starting their hook up thing and Ilya takes Shane's cellphone and is like "Hollander calm down, we will be friends, everyone will think we are friends" and Shane's like "what?" and Ilya says "I think if my dick has been in your mouth then we are friends"

So they become publicly friends with a friendly rivalry on the ice. They played each other in juniors, they were drafted together, they've known each other a long time. So its not weird for them to 'catch up' when they play each other. Its not weird for them to occasionally get dinner together.

How do we think this changes the timeline and when do we think those dinners start to feel like dates?

[barbie-verse]

yuna and david studying shane's microexpressions to see if he reacts more to swedish prince or swedish princess, trying to figure out if he likes men or not, meanwhile shane's barely even registered that they're trying to set him up because he can't think about anything except losing his subscription to russias greatest love machine

[dracaelus]

After hollanov is outed and shane becomes a centaur some random fan admits that back in 2008 they paid an etsy witch to make the ottawa centaurs the best team in the league and at first they thought they had been scammed but now they realize that this created the domino effect that had shane hollander and ilya rozanov falling in love and then eventually joining the team and winning them back to back stanley cups

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[madisoneliseeeeee]

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[jeonstellate]

i don’t know if it was because i read the books in sixth grade, but poseidon’s “your mother is a queen among women” & offer to build sally a palace at the bottom of the sea never moved me. personally, the grandness of it all felt a bit superficial.

his “you say it, and i will listen” & “love, another” lines in the show, though? very effective—i actually believe percy was conceived by love, precisely because everything’s so subtle. so sincere.

[housegoblin]

please turn off the lights on your way out