jamies tweets

i post for the studio audience

[sapphiccjamie]

my knee brushed my exes at a rock show and there were impact frames

[sapphiccjamie]

im such a hater bro oh my god

[sapphiccjamie]

i’m running insurance quotes for my ex someone needs to tranq me

[sapphiccjamie]

i think i have an addiction to driving my little mazda in gta im at work scratching my neck thinking about drift lines on los santos bro

[sapphiccjamie]

oh right… i Am delusional

[sapphiccjamie]

doing a really good job at being super insane 🤠

[milfyspamton]

anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember

[milfyspamton]

im not fucking crazy.

[milfyspamton]

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

[evengirlierballs]

They're squeans I'm pretty sure! If they pop like that anyway. But the term for this kind of "symbol to refer to the general vibe of something in art" is called "Emanata" because it emanates from a person or object.

[sapphiccjamie]

a beautiful girl told me it was actually really cute to honk in the tunnel

[sapphiccjamie]

girl who is down so bad for her ex rn

[sapphiccjamie]

[sapphiccjamie]

instead of texting my ex and then obsessively checking if she responds, i’ve relegated myself to posting on the social media platform she follows me on and obsessively checking to see if she’s liked my posts 😍😍

[sapphiccjamie]

fucked up to call me out like this

[sapphiccjamie]

i’d like to meet the first girl who was gonna be okay

[sapphiccjamie]

having fun on tumblr 😍😍

[sapphiccjamie]

lesbian crash out #5, playing now in theaters

[sapphiccjamie]

i love when people come into my office with a record like this:

and then yell at me bc they think their payments are too high 😭 bro you should Not be behind the wheel

[sapphiccjamie]

currently listening to my coworker interrogate her “bf” with the same intensity as when she’s underwriting an insurance policy