and i said to the star, “consume me.”

jamie / 28 / they/them / lesbian

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[kosmogrl]

can things stop happening for a while? in general

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[gremilnboxedin]

moots I hope you know every time you interact with my post it’s just

“OMG THE [mutual] INTERACTED WITH MY POST. THE [mutual]”

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[lostcosmos]

DOCTOR WHO | The Power of the Doctor

[sassycurse]

one of the best feelings tbh

[timelordgifs]

#so do all of the thassies

[sapphicsgalaxy]

I had finally gotten a new job and they’ve done nothing but dick me around this entire time, culminating in them canceling the one(1) shift they’d given me this week in a message that Could be them letting me go? and of course they’re not responding to my reply asking for clarification. I’m so absolutely exhausted and tired of having to spend so much time away from my girlfriend after having moved ten thousand fkn miles away just to be with her. life’s great rn 🙃

[sapphicsgalaxy]

cool yeah so no job there anymore 🙃 feelin really fuckin sad about life and unfortunately it is leaking into the blorbos so rip apoc readers for next chapter

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Reblog to give flowers to the person you reblogged this from

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[cheacegirl]

I think gatekeeping art is such a funny thing like. "Oh so this doodle I just made is art" yes next question. "So video games are art?" yes????? Bitch your essay you wrote on that book you didn't read in English class when you were 10 is art. Painting a fence is art. 2 sentence shitpost on Tumblr is art. Get on my level.

[bornt-urnge]

[live-from-flaturn]

“But you already wrote that trope.”

[artemisthehuntress]

[sapphicsgalaxy]

I had finally gotten a new job and they’ve done nothing but dick me around this entire time, culminating in them canceling the one(1) shift they’d given me this week in a message that Could be them letting me go? and of course they’re not responding to my reply asking for clarification. I’m so absolutely exhausted and tired of having to spend so much time away from my girlfriend after having moved ten thousand fkn miles away just to be with her. life’s great rn 🙃

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle