Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

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Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand
A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.
iām sorry for being abnormal about that middle aged woman it will happen again
today is me and my girlfriend's four year anniversary and it is still batshit insane to me that we met because one man decided to give doctor who sapphics the love story of a lifetime with thasmin
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Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?
Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?
Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.
The twelfth doctor posted this
thoschei is something that can be so personal likeeee. thereās something so insane about them. not beloved but beloathed. they literally cannot live without the other and they Both hate it but like 𤷠dearly loathed ykwim.
Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
youre covered in blood?? like some kind of slut??
I'm not ready to let her go
P.S. i don't want to see any negativity about the era in the tags. leave that to yourself please
[id: digital painting of the thirteenth doctor. she's floating in space, surrounded by various stars and planets. her eyes are glowing yellow, with ornate golden fire-like light emanating from them. there's a bright orange galaxy behind her, that at the same time might be regeneration energy. /end id]
unfortunately thereās no way of knowing how much money i spend. they havenāt invented a way to keep track.
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knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "š good for her I guess"
i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.
whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.
really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how theyāre doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. iām sorry you havenāt gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. iām sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. iām sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. iām sorry they arenāt touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. iām sorry your mom is sick again. glad youāre feeling better now that itās your favorite season. iām sorry your meds arenāt working. glad youāre married now. iām sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad youāre still here. iām sorry life is so hard. glad youāre alive, i hope things get easier for you soon
if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.