kel ✨

kel. 29. wife. she/her. queer

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[buotella]

ELPHABA & GLINDA Screenplay by Winnie Holzman & Dana Fox

[yamada-ryo]

Still can't believe the entire campaign relied on people not googling "Tariff" and spending like a minute to read the definiton. "I'm going to introduce tariffs" as a campaign promise is LITERALLY saying "I'm going make the price of things even higher than they already are, for you (usamerican)"

He literally won by telling people to their faces that he's going to make inflation worse. Joke country.

[yamada-ryo]

[despazito]

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

[babygirlmurdock]

daredevil season 3

[infectiouspiss]

fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone

[infectiouspiss]

"it used to be a medical diagnosis" yeah so did an imbalance of the fucking humours. many slurs used to be used in some official way, they're still slurs. stop fucking saying it.

[solomonara]

Things Gideon calls Harrow

in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence

a hideous witch from hell

a psychopath

Harrow

a butt-touched nun

Nonagesimus

insane creep

jackass

bitch

my sweet

bucko

Reverend Daughter

gloom mistress

penumbral lady

night boss

bone empress

tenebrous overlord

my lamentable queen

numbnuts

you asswipe

assmunch

my midnight hagette

my crepuscular queen

sunshine

ignorant sack of eyeballs

loser

bozo

dick

Harrowhark

sugarlips

Bonus: things not stated outright by Gideon but included in the narrative in a way that strongly suggests Gideon would have said them given the chance

desiccated mummy of hate

marchioness of bones

a perfect penitent nunlet

[riverssongs13-deactivated202606]

Me convincing a friend to read GtN has led me to this treasure trove of Gideon's sweet nicknames. Hahahaha

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[themaybug]

"I've lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows I deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend. I am undone without you."

-

i finished Gideon the Ninth yesterday, and oh boy. that ending 😭 please no spoilers for the rest of the series, i am going in blind and i'm very excited

[noodles-07]

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

[discount--dracula]

why am i on birthblr

[pvrrhadve]

woody allen die bitch saturday

[kaijuno]

[liltinylouis]

in one direction’s song “never enough” (2015), they proclaim, twice, that they wish to “drive to the end of the earth and go over the edge.” while it is common knowledge that this is geographically and physically impossible, this does not seem to be an issue among many of their fans. the lack of concern with this line raises the question: are one direction and their fans flat earth conspiracists? in this essay, i will

[technofinch]

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

[bruce-slutsteen]

HAHAHAHA DO IT!!

[dailyniallnews]

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