Why hello, I see you've stumbled upon my blog! My real name is Jessica but you can call me Sapphire, Sapphirechan, Lady Sapphire, or Hey You Lady! I'm an employee for a Chicago based pizza chain of which I will not disclose the name, I have an Etsy shop (I'm still tweaking it before I open it) called Sapphire Studios, and I am one of the co-founders of Crystallia Studios. I'm also an indie hip hop ninja; trust me, you've never heard of me. And I secretly run a secret blog with a secret web comic that I secretly share with those whom I deem worthy. If you're interested, just ask and I'll probably share it (18+ only). This blog has just about everything I want to say, show, and share. I'm a bit of a spaz, and so I may fill your dashboard with all sorts of unnecessary crap if you decide to follow me. Some things I will have lots of reblogs for will include Pokemon, Homestuck, Dr. Who, Star Wars, video games (RPGs mostly),Cosplay, other random fandom junk of many varieties, and art that grabs my attention. I will use have mostly sfw stuff, but I will try to mark if they contain content that is not so work friendly. I have many interests, including the above mentioned subjects, knitting, sculpture, oil painting, music of almost any type, fitness and health, makeup artistry, gardening, illustration, and tons more. You can indeed ask me anything, just keep it... well, ask anything ^_^
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Something I will never stop finding funny no matter how much time passes is Bioware in the first Mass Effect game going:
“Alright players, we’ve got a hot girl for you to smooch for all you guys out there and we’ve got a hot boy for all you lady-gamers to swoon over, and we’ve even got a hot lady alien that looks like a conventionally attractive woman except she’s blue and has tentacles for hair for you gentlemen and ladies that are feeling a bit more…adventurous ;)”
And all the fans were like “That’s great but uhhh- we wanna fuck aliens”
“But we already have aliens sexy-blue squid lad-”
“No not those”
“Wh-”
“We wanna fuck the bio-suited alien with a mask so tinted you can’t see her face and may die if we touch her and the seven-foot-tall bird bug man with a voice like liquid v e l v e t”
Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult
“In honour of the AT finale getting nominated for an Emmy, here’s some headcanon that I’ve been holding onto for a while. I had the idea that when Jake eventually passes away he’d start growing uncontrollably, sort of like how a dead body can let go of its bowels.”
This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”
Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.
I love that team rocket is in Pokémon go now but I just can’t them seriously bc their main goal is to steal items from poke stops but like…..poke stops are free? You don’t have to steal them you can literally just walk up to a poke stop and get the items for free. It’s like stealing a balloon on free balloon day
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