I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Most Of The Time.

But who does? My name is Amber I am 25 years old, I like a wide variety of things. Occasionally NSFW. I can tag them if you ask but for now I'm too lazy to. Feel free to add me on snapchat: Lssabear If you follow me, there is a good chance I'll follow you back. Feel free to message me :) I hope you like what you see on my blog, if not its all good. Hope you have a wonderful day.

[squidbiscuit]

So I recently obtained Flick and Cj's amiibo (nfc cards) but it turns out you only need one or the other because they always show up to the cafe together~

[adaylate-abellshort]

[avvocarlo]

[rooks]

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

[roaringstream]

They deadass got a live bear….

[kitty]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lopmon]

[favorite-aesthetic]

Wow!!! i love this !!

[ghazal67]

[severeni]

[njbryner]

These guys have the strongest big dick energy I’ve ever seen

[positivelycrippled]

[zezlemet]

Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do

[vandal--savage]

Joker status: [ ] Told [ ] Told like a bitch [X] Batman: The Brave And The Told

[stabmeagainchucky]

Terry is literally what bruce would’ve been if his parents didn’t die. Well either that or terry got his sense of humor from his mom.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I love Batman Beyond because it’s basically Spider-Man as Batman with a healthy dosage of cyberpunk.

[switch-up-snowfox]

The best part is this isn’t just Terry fucking with Joker, Terry realized after bats told him “Joker likes to talk” that he likes to talk too. So he decided to answer joker back with something Joker was never expecting. Joker could easily deal with the typical hero “you won’t get away with this” talk or someone being absolutely quiet. But mockery? taking the piss? Telling joker straight up “you ain’t shit?”

[epic]

[harlequinnade-deactivated201903]

[jovenistheworst]

Everything you’d need to know about Hellboy’s character in two panels.

[catchymemes]

[luvnaught]

this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.

[flufflyspartan110]

@beastlysoul

[gallusrostromegalus]

Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you.  I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.

[robeblr]

My boy LOOOVES carrots and hearing him cronch is my favorite thing in the world.

[timelord-of-tyria]

@lilleputtu @mnemmy @pixelatedplatypus

[stimman3000]

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[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE

[offtotheraeces-blog]

Teens Are Finding New Ways to Share Memes: Through The Holy Meme Bible

[loveeshowman]

1. why do you have a christmas tree up in october

2. are those dick ornaments 

[curlicuecal]

I read this backward, as “teens are finding a new way to share the bible, through memes”

and I spent an ungodly amount of time trying to figure out why lamps were the christian reason for existence

[elpatron-delmal]

Never disrespect the girl that made sure you was good when nobody else did

[princessasoflately]

This applies to everyone.

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

[d-exclamation]

And my new favorite:

[garrettauthor]

HOLY SHIT I HAVEN’T SEEN SO MANY OF THESE

[austinado]

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess

however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants

my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE

and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:

“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[hurleyquinnzel]

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

[hephs-thighs]

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.