Under the Blue

Whatever is interesting. All things blue.

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Failing at Life

There’s nothing like taking 3 or 4 years to get a MA while constantly stressing out about the fact that you can’t get a full-time job let alone a part-time internship. 

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Random Frustration

Why are all the women’s tank tops always so damn long that they end up completely covering my shorts?  I’m not a fan of walking around looking like I”m wearing no pants and a giant f-ing shirt.  I would have to cut those tank tops in half to get the right length.  No one else out there have this issue?

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Random Thoughts

Does anyone else call Bed Bath and Beyond the Triple B to save breath?  Or Bath and Body Works The BBW?

[srsfunny]

The Life Of Every Procrastinator

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Me and my thesis.

[glamour]

Take your broken heart; make it into art.

Carrie Fisher (via glamour)

The quote that will go in my autobiography someday.

[cutefunnybabyanimals]

Oh please give me that treat. I’m totally adorable and lovely. I deserve it! via /r/aww http://ift.tt/2icqsXr

[sapphireneverdies]

OMGthecutelitttlebabysopreciousmustcuddle!

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[greyallison]

He’s cosplaying the night sky.

[glorytothelegion]

Slay

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Glittercat!  I want one!

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RWBY

So 2016 was a busy year and I only just now saw RWBY volume 3 and 4.  Now I’m sad and need to find something happy to watch.  *googles cat and puppy videos*

[nprinterns]

Fall 2016 NPR Internships Are Live!!!!!!!!!!

You have until May 22, 2016 to send in your application.

Apply here.

[nprbooks]

Wanna work for one of the most fun, most creative, and most friendly desks at NPR?

No, not Music. Nuts to that Stephen Thompson fellow – he’s a bad influence. I’m talking about the Arts Desk! Do you love books, movies, TV, theater, dance, pop culture, fine arts, comics, industry news, general nerdery and anything remotely arts'n’culture-related? Do you love getting weird stuff in the mail? Do you want to learn as much as possible and be a real, necessary part of a hard-working desk? (We won’t make you get coffee … though okay, there might be some mail-opening). Do you want to go to alllll the Tiny Desk Concerts? Then come intern with us!

Did we mention you get to sit right near Linda Holmes? Because you totally do. 

– Petra

(Also, you can do stuff like put Bob Mondello in a giant trash can.)

(Also, free books. So many books.)

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Sign me up!

[cat-satan]

the "$100 to $0 real quick" squad

taurus, gemini, leo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, aries

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Yeah...  Esp. craft stores and places with jewelry.  And food.

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It has been about 7 months since I was last here.

[cleancutegirls]

Blake by pollypeggy2002

[purplereptar]

Happy One Year Anniversary Carmilla Series! {August 19th, 2014}

[hotladypants]

love all these posts!

[ultrafacts]

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[absorr]

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

[wizardshark]

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

[cosrnos]

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

[thelifeofmyferrets]

brokenangelicdreams asked me “Is this ferret going to become a programmer?”

[ineffableaziracrow]

Problem solved Mr. Weasley.

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

All jokes aside, this is super useful. Just explaining what you’re trying to do to an inanimate object. You end up trying to make things incredibly specific and simple, and end up figuring out just what you’re missing / doing wrong.

[plotbunnyfarm]

I have done this, and it’s helped incredibly. I just need a better object than a little teddy bear with a Santa hat.

[hgwhgwhgwhghwghwg-blog]

[virgoprivilege]

mate i’ve been on this website since 2010 and in five years i’ve never been more offended than seeing banana bread labeled ‘shit tier’

[nerdgasrnz]

The only business banana bread has being “shit tier” is because its THE shit, alright

[plotbunnyfarm]

RYE BREAD, MEDIOCRE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

[sapphireneverdies]

The only shit bread on here is raisin bread.  Raisins are bad enough on their own, let’s not be adding them to perfectly good bread.

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The three types of signs

Aries 1: The stereotypical one. Loud and quick to anger, always getting into some shit.

Aries 2: The common one. Extremely emotional and is always going through extreme highs and lows.

Aries 3: The rare one. Super fun to be around and incredibly fun-loving and memorable.

Taurus 1: The stereotypical one. Rigid and materialistic. Super responsible and loves food.

Taurus 2: The common one. Is secure and easygoing. Can get easily offended, and obsesses over the rules.

Taurus 3: The rare one. Very very kind hearted and funny. Enjoys the company of others and makes people feel safe.

Gemini 1: The stereotypical one. Two-faced and talks too much sometimes. Can be a bit flighty.

Gemini 2: The common one. Communicates well and tells a lot of jokes. Sometimes lies a lot.

Gemini 3: The rare one. Is extremely funny and is fun to talk to. They're very very smart.

Cancer 1: The stereotypical one. Is nurturing and family-oriented and loves animals.

Cancer 2: The common one. Kind of annoying, but sweet. Means well, but sometimes comes on too strong.

Cancer 3: The rare one. Manipulative and the biggest liars. Really selfish.

Leo 1: The stereotypical one. Outgoing and popular. Is really loud and a leader, yet selfish.

Leo 2: The common one. Fun-loving, but sometimes aloof. Loves to chat, but can be dramatic at times.

Leo 3: The rare one. Is super shy, but will not stop talking once you get to know them. Genius. Has a big personality.

Virgo 1: The stereotypical one. Neat freak. Cares A LOT about school work.

Virgo 2: The common one. Has a dark sense of humor. Wears their heart on their sleeve. Gets easily offended.

Virgo 3: The rare one. Is very lazy and makes up stories for the fuck of it. Tells really corny jokes.

Libra 1: The stereotypical one. A popular airhead. Dresses beautifully and has a wicked sense of fashion.

Libra 2: The common one. Takes good care of themselves. Like to make others feel good about themselves.

Libra 3: The rare one. Gets angry over small things and is super opinionated. Starts a lot of drama.

Scorpio 1: The stereotypical one. Is usually goth, and starts a lot of problems with people.

Scorpio 2: The common one. Has an asshole sense of humor. Loves to have fun and raise hell and impress people.

Scorpio 3: The rare one. Is very dark and mysterious. Keeps to themselves, and is often very intimidating.

Sagittarius 1: The stereotypical one. Is cute and loves everyone. A very pure person, who does no harm.

Sagittarius 2: The common one. Has a lot of friends, but tends to be nosy and butts into other situations. TALKATIVE.

Sagittarius 3: The rare one. Does a lot of drugs and goes on all kinds of adventures. Always a mystery.

Capricorn 1: The stereotypical one. Rigid and conservative. Puts a lot of effort into their work.

Capricorn 2: The common one. Very sarcastic and funny. Uses their intelligence to their advantage, but shy.

Capricorn 3: The rare one. Has dark views on life, but has an intriguing personality, nonetheless.

Aquarius 1: The stereotypical one. Probably from another planet, doesn't make sense ever.

Aquarius 2: The common one. Pretty insensitive to emotions, and has trouble understanding people, but is unique as hell.

Aquarius 3: The rare one. Super hilarious and amazing people. Are incredibly artistic.

Pisces 1: The stereotypical one. A crying fish who is innocent and emotional and pure.

Pisces 2: The common one. Is kinda lazy, but has an adorable sense of humor and is laid back and easy going as hell.

Pisces 3: The rare one. Is probably a drug addict who never takes a shower, but is an artistic genius.

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alpapa au extended

weiss-paca: prettiest well groomed alpaca. a little snooty but well behaved. used to fight with blake-paca but now it is hard to separate them

blake-paca: gentlest alpaca. used to be v nervous/grouchy and and stray away from the group but now enjoys being with other alpaca friends. has found alpaca love with weiss-paca

yang-paca: the fluffiest and friendliest alpaca. gets in trouble sometimes bc she does not like being sheared. likes to hang out with blake-paca, and weiss-paca by extension 

ruby-paca: the littlest alpaca. hard to see in big groups. sticks to yang-paca like glue and hard to separate, so they call them sister-pacas. likes to hang with the big alpacas. yang-paca keeps close watch on her so she does not get hurt. when yang is not around sticks close to weiss-paca. shy around blake-paca.