Sapphyiris

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[xenibenbb]

The wedding ritual done from two different eras, with two different spouses, and with two vastly different reactions from their god.

A little context for this

Some more context below

So my lamb didn't really grow up with a great idea of family. Just had the basic knowledge of two people who love each other, they get married and have babies. That's a family. But they didn't have a good example at the time.

So when the wedding ritual is introduced to them and they'd married off some couples, they wanted to know what the big deal was. So based on my actual first husband in the game, they picked a random follower to marry. Joobreno (rip I never brought him back). Marriage isn't so bad and it's a new form of affection for them so when they confide in TOWW, he responds with a God's perspective. Which kinda discourages them.

Many years after their 1st husband's passing, they give marriage another shot with a neat tiger, Hety, who actually courted them. He's very affectionate and passionate.

Which the lamb learns they kinda like.

... but when their God finds out, he doesn't like him at all. His lamb was fine without a husband, and these mortals just weren't worthy of their hand! Think of the risks they take, being vulnerable and trusting such a simple mortal with their heart! Having the audacity to court them and act like some equal! And he is so clingy and annoying, they should sacrifice him actually-

[only-tiktoks]

[moonpaw]

[humanundead]

happy birthday to cinema

[cheddar-baby]

[catasters]

[a-titty-ninja]

[screeching-painter-witch]

"killing must feel good to god, too. he does it all the time. and are we not created in his image?" dr lecter you are a HORRIBLE therapist but that line FUCKS

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[professional-egg-layer]

who is leon dbd

[professional-egg-layer]

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he... wh.... why does he sound like that

[professional-egg-layer]

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

[quecksilvereyes]

since im on a roll about tragedies:

i am sick to death of fourth wall breaks that are funny. i want fourth wall breaks that make me want to cry.

give me hamlet looking up during his monologue to see the audience and plead with them for help. give me orpheus, on the road back up from the underworld begging us to make sure eurydice is there, to tell him she is safe. give me orpheus turning when the audience stays silent.

give me someone, bloody and full of tears monologuing to the camera when the narrative has wound itself so tight that they can't escape it anymore.

"youre just watching me. help me. im dying and im rotting and im losing myself and you wont do a thing."

i want the tragedy to be the performance. i want the tragedy to be, truly, in the eyes of the beholder.

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[guerrillatech]

[wakingfromthewater]

OK the only people I have known who have a garage fridge are Korean and use it for kimchi because they make enough of it they need a Designated Kimchi Fridge, so I get that.

But can my fellow white Americans please explain what you put in the second fridge?

[catchymemes]

[teeposting]

happy gf 10 year anniversary

[sahind]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[lazylaziel]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[mayakern]

get that 💰