old and gay 🖤

she/they

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[dryseko]

I've never been casual about anything in my life, don't even say that word around me.

[sarahseeandersen]

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[buffy-annes]

Missy Peregrym as Hayley Graham in STICK IT (2006)

[fairycosmos]

huge myth that complaining a lot means youre not resilient. every time i bitch and moan my will gets stronger

[dangermoose]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it's supposed to rain in a couple days

oh great. like everywhere or

[plaidos]

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

[holohedral]

wildflowers thriving on the side of the road i see you i love you girls

[chinesewednesday]

[larkandkatydid]

New local scandal is an old woman who will walk down to her mailbox in her robe, then, when no cars are driving by, lay down next to her mailbox as if she’s fallen or been hit by a car. Tourists will stop, help her up, and walk her to her house. Then, after they leave, she’ll repeat this until she’s bored with it.

Her neighbors have called the cops a bunch but have been told that it’s not illegal to fake being an old lady in peril so soft-hearted tourists or newcomers are nice to you. One of the neighbors sometimes yells “oh, get up, Lois!” at her. But overall local sentiment is that this is at least somewhat enviable levels of not giving a fuck.

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[transcyberism]

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[kosmogrl]

[i-am-a-fish]

I want to do that thing caterpillars do with the coccoon. I don't even want to come out different I just want to lay down and be warm

[one-very-small-dragon]

they turn into goo inside their cocoon:)

[i-am-a-fish]

it probably feels awesome