Awkward Sauce

It is my belief that I am one of the most awkwardest human beings on the planet. I have decided to share my weird thoughts and encounters with the rest of the general population and see what comes out of it...

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Why yes I did buy myself a pumpkin spiced latte this morning. Happy Friday to me! #treatyoself (at Starbucks)

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Getting notes during rehearsal for Broken City Harlem. Don't let my facial expression fool you. Things are going well. #brokencityharlem #popuptheatrics #quirktastic #adorkable #sarahelizabethhewitt #ridiculousselfieproject (at Harlem Shake)

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Isn't the face of the girl you would want to star in your upcoming web series? #adorkable #quirktastic #ridiculousselfieproject #sarahelizabethhewitt #funnyface

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Today's ridiculous selfie is brought to you by...you guessed it me! #sarahelizabethhewitt #ridiculousselfieproject #quirktastic #adorkable

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I've decided I'm going to pull a Kim Kardashian and post mostly selfies but instead of being sexy they will be ridiculous. Then I can put them all a book entitled Self Mess. #takethatkimkardashian #ridiculousselfieproject #quirktastic #adorkable

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Keep calm and drink rose. Unless you are in the Hamptons where apparently there is a shortage. #socialiteswithoutrose #colormeapathetic (at The Gate)

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That deserves a face palm

Me: So I read an article saying Fox is remaking the Rocky Horror Picture show...

Dawson: Why can't Fox hire me to slap them when they do stuff like that.

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#puppypics #Sweetsuzy #cuddlebuddy

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Line memorizing selfie #Alovelymoon #acting #rehearsal (at The AlphaNYC Theater Company)

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On Set Selfie #ErieandNewRo

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Fashion Advice

Sarah(to Dawson): Which shoes look better with this outfit?

Dawson: The Black ones.

Sarah: I'm going to ask Deb. (to Deb) Which one of these looks better?

Deb: The brown ones. Don't ever ask a man for fashion advice...unless they are gay.

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Ok so technically I didn't really NEED this but it was so cute I couldn't resist. #impulsebuy

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I'm going to start a new trend where I take pictures of food AFTER I've eaten it. #imsotrendy #happyturkeyday

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Winner winner Turkey Dinner! Happy Thanksgiving! #yum #imsotrendy #annoyingpicsoffood

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Keep Calm and Call Rose Tyler. #happywholloween

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An All Hallows Evening...

So here I am stuck at work on Halloween and it's made me think about all the Halloweens before this one. Halloween used to be a time when people wanted to dress up as something scary to blend in with the evil spirits that walk the earth at night on October 31st or at least I'm pretty sure that's how this holiday came about. I could be totally wrong but whatever. Now it's a day where everyone gets to dress up, get drunk, watch scary movies, hand out candy, and wear the least amount of clothing possible. The last one is not for me though. I'm not going to lie and say I haven't had my share of "sexy" costumes but compared to some of the costumes I've seen mine would have been considered conservative. I personally wanted to be practical this Halloween and buy a costume would potentially be able to get more than one use out of. That didn't used to be a concern of mine until I realize how expensive Halloween gets but don't get me started on that one. You end up spending at least $50 on some horribly made costume that barely even lasts till the end of the night. I was walking through the "mall" if you can call the Time Warner Center that and I saw three girls who must have been like 14 years old wearing incredibly skimpy shorts and tank tops with different super hero logos on them along with knee socks and converse shoes. I don't know if its just I'm just getting older but I was thinking that these girls left their houses without their clothes because what they were wearing is basically underwear. Now that to me is way scarier than zombies or werewolves or vampires. This is one of the many reasons I don't think I will be procreating. This is also the first year in a while that I have been "single" on Halloween so it may seem odd to some people that I didn't decide to "slut it up" this year. I guess I've gotten to the point where I don't want to contract pneumonia by freezing my butt off in a barely there costume in the hopes it will land me free drinks. I'm not judging if you did decide to do that. My costume looks a lot like normal clothes to most people so if someone comes up to me and actually knows what I am then that is someone that I definitely would want to talk to. Also going as something uncommon also gets you out of the awkward situation that inevitably ensues when you find someone else that has the exact same costume is yours. Then the two of you can have your own little "Who wore it best".

[sarabeth2408]

I made myself dinner tonight. Turkey meatball sub with a side of veggies. Look at me I'm all grown up and stuff. #adulthood #cookingforyourself