SarahBagel

Lesbian menace | she/her

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[sadocanine]

More people should be women on purpose

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

going to walmart to buy paper towels and get sucked off by werewolves

[gayvampyr]

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire

[pending-trans-action-2]

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

[virtualgirladvance]

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

[auternadelaide-deactivated20240]

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

[duplexide]

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

[kaibutsu-kid]

Yeah that’s good but check out the original OCG art:

[joey-wheeler-official]

Me checking my inbox on tumblr dot com

[gallusrostromegalus]

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[tboypart-deactivated20221222]

look at this

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[izel-scribbles]

complimenting random people is so much fun. today i told a girl she had the kind of beauty you only see in old paintings of gods and goddesses and she was so happy she almost started crying. Like once you get past the embarrassment and realize that we're all only here for such a short time so we might as well be nice to each other, its the highlight of ur day

[soupexpertt]

He is so unfazed by this point. The wind? Sure, let's take a look.

Same energy as:

I love them

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[mtfoss]

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

[transfemininomenon]

i get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen shows the exact time and place that i die

[kaijuno]

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[psnsnivy]

sea lion❤️