DW.

[decision]

[sarahdaniwise]

Anybody that wants to buy my nudes:

Cash app: Daniwise

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[shane-has-friends]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-book-ferret]

“If you can dream it, you can do it.”  -Walt Disney

[andreea-stu-dies]

09-12-19 // Sighişoara, Romania. It's been a cozy weekend filled with tasty vegan food, crème brûlée tea and mulled wine 😊 The Christmas spirit finally got me.

[stargazerinaboat]

[merehygge]

more cosiness at merehygge

[gildedautumnvelvet]

By pia_photography69

[gildedautumnvelvet]

By lenamoexx

[madnesshasyoutoo]

[cherried-pie]

How I sleep after I smoke a fat blunt and eat half the fridge

[sunflowerhiding]

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

México 🇲🇽🍃🌵 ✨

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

Harry James Potter (b. 31 July, 1980)

[luxeprovocateur-blog]

I WILL get my own condo. I WILL get fillers and plastic surgery. I WILL have savings. I WILL be successful. I am speaking this into existence and it WILL come to fruition.