[purplehazeplaysoffasamsung]

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

[papayajuan2019]

[alascene]

[hayaosmiyazaki]

[deadpanwalking]

who is "allowed" to recommend books and shows to you without it being a microaggression

Your “dad” after he “administers enthusiastic but mediocre fellatio” to me in his #Subaru.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nussstrudel]

“All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not. Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)

[doublepasse-writes]

I love this woman.

[parlezvousladybug]

Hannah Gadsby is the bomb

[bewitchking-deactivated20230725]

What’s better than this?! The Wonder Woman theme was performed on an electric cello?!!

[zombeesknees]

#just end me   #someone add fireworks to that cello and strap her to a truck in the wasteland shredding to valhalla

[eccentricandfantastic]

Y’ALL THAT IS TINA GUO AND YES SHE PERFORMED THE WONDER WOMAN THEME FOR THE MOVE SCORE.

[melonmemes]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[heavensghost]

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

[catchymemes]

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[boowoomuu]

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-original-tiny-satan]

[aqueerkettleofish]

“child prostitute” = child sex slave.

[awkwardespeon]

He was mid yawn

[tshifty]

some of yall really think politics is only about the presidency and it shows when you say shit like “i dont like biden so i wont vote” get a motherfucking vibe check and go vote blue so we dont have a conservative majorty supreme court for the next 30 years holy shit

[tshifty]

wow there are really some of yall out here adding the absolute stupidest fucking comments onto this post huh!! the amount of people I’ve seen in the past day pull some shit out of their ass about “biden is just as bad as trump” is astounding tbh. 

firstly, the central points of this post are that you need to vote DOWN THE BALLOT because newsflash the presidency isn’t the only election and that voting biden does more than just him it also allows RBG to retire and gives us our first female vp and a progressive presidential cabinet. 

now for yall acting like biden and trump are the same im going to highly encourage you to do a few things. 1, go read biden’s policy platform. 2, go look at every politician and organization who has endorsed him… people like bernie and warren and obama… organizations like the congressional black caucus 3, turn on the news and go read up about how trump is sending in federal officers to brutalize peaceful protesters and how he threatened to send in the us military, and how he’s blocking the cdc now from collecting coronavirus data. 

does biden suck?? uhhh yeah no shit that really isnt news. am i happy that biden is the nominee?? FUCK no. but im not stupid ignorant or selfish enough to say some asinine shit like “oh well i dont like biden so you know what fuck it trump can stay” ???? what are yall planning to do exactly, storm the capitol?? redo our entire political system in the next 3 months???? oh my fucking god. this is the choice we have right now. biden or trump. that is your choice. im not asking you to like it but im asking you to pull your head out of your ass and understand that every single progressive politician and organization you support is begging you to vote biden because they understand that if trump is reelected we will NEVER have a chance at creating a better more progressive system. yall want to have a progressive president in 2024? 2028? then go vote for biden so we make it until then. oh my god. 

[kadeedoes]

If trump wins the next election, we’re looking at a Conservative Supreme Court for potentially the rest of our lives.

We’re alreading removing the separations of Church and State through recent Supreme Court rulings. I want you to imagine future Conservative Supreme Court rulings on the following cases:

Religious School funding

School integration vs segregation

Limits on police brutality

Voting rights and protections

Healthcare coverage

Marriage rights for LGBT couples

Housing/job/healthcare discrimination on basis of ‘religion’ against women, other religious members, lgbt people

Immigrant rights and immigration rates

Affirmative action

Climate change and EPA requirements

Employee rights

Funding for family planning services

[tshifty]

this isnt some theoretical debate yall like this is the fucking alternative. people arent being cute when they call trump a fascist this is fascism. biden might not be as progressive as we want but he isnt a fucking fascist why can some people not wrap their heads around this