yo

binch .

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[caats]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[eastern-lights]

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[mentemori]

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[amnesiaguy]

collecting posts of this type

[somecutething]

The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

[briearesea]

[sealsdaily]

Today’s Seal Is:

Hiding.

[transmutationisms]

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

[molluscarab]

[sealsdaily]

I offer you a pinniped in hopes that she will gain your seal of approval.

Today's Seal Is: Penny Periscope

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: The Blankie Brothers

[unification]

crazy how katy perry killed people and people just aren't talking about it because it's not true

[epilepticsaints]