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Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.
Sex gone wrong
Pairings: Kim Seokjin / Min Yoongi / Jung Hoseok / Kim Namjoon x Reader
Genre: Crack, smut (I wouldn’t call it that but oh well, there’s sex)
Request: It’s been a long time since I wrote these, so, surprisingly, yes
A/N: The maknae line’s one can be found in my masterlist
Kim Seokjin
Going on a camping trip with your boyfriend’s friends and their girlfriends sounded like a lot of fun at first, and so did having sex in your tent once everyone had gone to sleep.
Or so it was before your back started hurting because of how hard and uneven the floor was.
“Wait, wait” you muttered, trying to catch your breath.
“Hm?” Jin hummed as he pressed open mouth kisses along your neck.
“Let me be on top” you demanded, causing him to stop his thrusts and look at you with a raised eyebrow. “My back hurts, Jin-ie” you pouted.
He didn’t object, instead placing his hand behind your lower back to keep you in place as he turned both your bodies around.
“Oh my God, stay still” you gasped before he could fully do so.
“What?”
“There’s something in your hair…”
He froze. “What is it?”
“I think it’s a spider but it’s very tiny, let me rem–”
You didn’t get to finish your sentence when he had already pulled out and away from you, screaming loud as ever as he ran out from the tent like a maniac, desperately running his hands through his hair to make the bug fall off.
Seems like camping sex would remain a one time thing.
But hey, at least it was not you the one flashing your startled friends.
Min Yoongi
There was a thin line between going to Yoongi’s studio for you to see his new keyboard and for you to be on his new keyboard.
His real intention the moment he invited you over had been the first one, but when you arrived wearing those jeans you knew drove him crazy? Yeah, it was a matter of seconds before he had your legs wrapped around his waist and his lips remained attached to your neck as his hands roamed all over your body.
And maybe if you weren’t too caught up in the pleasure you were feeling, you would’ve noticed your hand brushed over one specific button connected to the microphone by your side, in your desperate attempt to grab on to anything.
“Yoongi” you moaned.
Only it didn’t sound as quiet as you had intended to… not even near.
He reacted fast enough to turn the mic off, while your hands immediately went to cover your mouth, looking to your boyfriend with wide eyes.
“Don’t worry” he removed your hands, replacing them with his lips, “the room is soundpr–”
“Yoongi hyung!” Namjoon’s voice was heard from outside, “it’s great you’re recording Y/N’s moans for your mixtape but I think having her say your name is a little too much”.
With that said, Yoongi let his forehead rest on your shoulder, sulking in defeat. Although… it was actually not that bad of an idea.
Jung Hoseok
You see, when you’ve been apart from your boyfriend for over a month and his manager gives you the green light to go visit him on tour, you don’t just question his massive sex drive, and you sure as hell do not turn down any opportunity you get to have sex.
Not even when his show is thirty minutes away from starting and he drags you inside one of the dressing rooms.
With your back pressing against the wall and him holding one of your legs up to keep it wrapped around his hips, he picked up the pace of his thrusts, driving the two of you to the edge in a matter of minutes.
And maybe if you wouldn’t have been so eager to be together, you would’ve remembered about locking the door, because, just as you moaned out his name one last time and his forehead fell over your shoulder, feeling his sweet release, the door opened.
“Yah! Again?!” Jin’s whiny voice made both your heads snap towards him. “Aish, you kids are so disgusting. I can’t believe I’ve caught you like three times already without even intending to”.
Hobi tried to speak, but Jin couldn’t be any less bothered by your semi naked bodies at this point, which is why he kept on ranting instead of leaving.
His eyes went to lock with yours first, “Y/N, fix your skirt, it looks like a mess” and then on to your boyfriend, “and Hoseok, put your dick back in your pants before someone else sees it, everyone is waiting for you outside”.
With that said, he left the room for you to collect yourselves, leaving both you and the people outside standing with wide eyes.
The walk of shame? After this tour, Hoseok had mastered that shit.
Kim Namjoon
Taehyung going to a sleepover with his Hwarang hyungs only called for one thing: passionate sex in your boyfriend’s room.
You hadn’t even fully closed the door when Namjoon’s lips were already hungrily moving against your mouth. Pressing your body against the door, his hands ran down your back to give your ass a quick grab before he did the same with your thighs, making you wrap them around his waist.
After you had gotten rid of your shirts, he felt the rest of your clothes were being a nuisance, which is why he started walking to the closest bed. Once he reached it, he put you down on it with what he thought was a considerable amount of force.
Apparently, the bed thought otherwise, for it broke the second he crawled on it to be on top of you.
“Please tell me you didn’t break the bed” you begged, still as a stone, almost afraid it would break any further.
“I didn't” he was quick to reply, “it was you, technically”.
You scoffed. “Are you serious?! Y–”
“Shit” he interrupted you – his eyes desperately wandering around the room before he covered his face with his hand.
“What?”
“This is Taehyung’s bed”.
So not only were you about to have sex in Tae’s bed, but you also had broken it. What a nice surprise for him to come home to.
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💫 Star Crossed
╰ you’re an actress on the rise and for more recognition, your manager suggests getting into a Hollywood relationship. Driven by your work hard persona and strong desire for a break out, you agree. What your manager failed to tell you was who you were going to date: Hollywood’s favorite playboy, Kim Taehyung, most notably known as V.
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“I wasn’t going to say anything, but yeah”
Namjoon x Reader
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Namjoon was exhausted after a long, frustrating dance practice. Joon was a good dancer, but he definitely preferred the music side of his job. The new choreography was challenging, and it was taking him longer to fully grasp than he would like.
He unlocked the door to your apartment and dropped his bag as soon as he stepped inside before ridding himself of his shoes and taking a deep breath.
“Baby?” He waited in the entry way until he heard you answer with a cheerful “in here,” his eyes darting towards the kitchen and his body making a beeline to get to you.
As soon as he saw your figure standing in front of the stove, stirring a pot of something that smelt delightful, he let out a groan and made his way to you. His arms wrapped around your waist, his chest pressed to your back. Hunching his body around you, he nuzzled his face into the back of your neck. He took a deep breath, melting into you as he let it out.
“Long day, huh?” You asked, still stirring. He responded with a muffled mhmm as he kissed the top of your shoulder.
You put the wooden utensil down on the counter before turning yourself in his arms. Wrapping your arms around his neck, you looked up at him with a small pout on your lips.
“I’m sorry, babe.” He shook his head as if to tell you not to worry about him. “Are you ok?” Softly smiling, he nodded.
“Just kind of tired,” he said, causing you to pout again. Temptation taking over, he pressed a kiss to your lips. Your fingers delved into the hairs at the nape of his neck as you planted a lingering kiss to his cheek.
“Dinner’s almost ready. Go sit,” you told him as you turned back around, still in his arms, to continue stirring. He gave your body a squeeze before he let go and walked towards the awaiting stool at the counter. He halted before he reached the seat.
“Do you need any help?” He turned and looked at you expectantly.
Peering over your shoulder at him, you gave him a stern look.
“Just sit.”
“Are you sure?” His eyes were big and adorable.
“Let me take care of you tonight,” you said as your eyes scanned over his face.
Your heart started to beat faster as his smile reach his dimples. You turned back to the stove, shutting the burner off and removing the pot.
“You’re always taking care of everyone, just let me take care of you for one freaking night, Namjoon,” you mumbled under your breath as you reached for the cupboard to grab two bowls out, but he still heard you. He couldn’t help the heat that rose to his cheeks.
“You’re so good to me.” He shook his head, diverting his eyes to the countertop.
“Oh shush.” He looked up at you behind a shy smile. “I just love you is all,” you said as you brought the bowls, now filled with food, over for the both of you. You sat down next to him as he turned in his seat to face you, his knees knocking against your own. “Besides, the last time I let you help me with dinner, the apartment almost burned down.” You joked as you blew on the spoon full of food.
His smile spread as he covered it gently with his hand, ducking his head in embarrassment. You reached the spoon out towards him, using your other hand to pull his own out of the way of his mouth.
“Now, eat.” You watched his eyes glance at the spoon before he opened his mouth, eating the spoonful in one bite.
“Mmm,” he hummed in satisfaction. “Delicious, y/n,” he flashed a close-mouthed smile and nodded at you as he chewed.
As you gathered another spoonful to feed to him, he grabbed your hand in his own, picking the bowl up off the counter with his other.
“I appreciate you taking care of me, baby, I really do, but let me feed myself.” You glared at him as you released the spoon from your grasp. He brought your now empty hand to his lips, pressing a soft kiss to the back of it, your expression softening as a result. “Now you eat,” he gestured with his head to your own bowl as he let go of your hand, replacing it with the spoon as he scooped up more food and brought it to his mouth for another bite. “Mmm.”
After you both finished eating, he stretched his arms above his head, letting out a big groan.
“Oh shit,” he scrunched his nose up and shot his arms down to his sides.
You looked at him with raised eyebrows, questioning his sudden outburst.
“I smell awful.” He looked at you with his nose still scrunched in disgust. A smile spread across your features as a giggle escaped your mouth.
“I wasn’t going to say anything, but yeah,” you laughed. “I think you need a shower.” You gathered up the empty bowls, walking across the kitchen to place them in the sink.
He nodded his head in agreement, standing up from his seat.
“Hey, as long as you’re taking care of me tonight,” He looked at you with big eyes, tilting his head towards the bathroom when you looked at him with a knowing smirk. “Wanna help me out in there?” He said as he bit his lip.
Shaking your head, you walked towards him, grabbing his hand as you continued your route to the bathroom. “Let’s go,” you said with a forced sigh, trying to hide your growing smile.
Namjoon clumsily followed you with his dimples on full display.
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Made Just For You
Word Count: 7.8k Warnings: Uh Illnesses, hospitals, IVs, near-death experiences?? Genre: Some angst shit hits the fan and then some ending fluff. Hybrid!Au Pairing: Jin x female reader ft. coworker Namjoon
Summary: You are fairly new to the world of being a genetics researcher, and you’ve only held this position for six months before your boss entrusts a serious case upon you. Jin is a lab-made hybrid, and they made him wrong. Is it possible though, that even with his wrongly coded DNA, that he was made just for you?
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Most days, you didn’t mind the commute to work. Most days, you loved the sound of your shoes echoing through the halls of your successful job. Most days were more than just bearable, and most days you were early to work. Today was not like most days, however, and the rain was making it even worse. You had woken up later than planned, and you hadn’t bothered to check the weather before you left. It was cloudy at first, but soon into your walk through the city it started to rain, and you had, of course, forgotten to even think about an umbrella. Cursing to yourself, you pulled your jacket up over your head in an attempt to keep your hair dry. It worked, mostly. Suddenly, a young cat hybrid ran past you, and ducked under an awning for a place of dry comfort. Following suit was, presumably, his owner chastising him.
“Hey, get back here, I know it’s raining but you can’t run off! Why didn’t you just ask for my jacket?”
“Because then you would be cold and wet, and I can’t have that.” The hybrid said meekly, causing his owner to smile wide, ruffle his hair, and scoop him into her arms; she wrapped her large coat around both of them and the young boy was already purring up a storm.
How cute, such a nice owner. Your heart felt warm and fuzzy inside after watching the short interaction, and it made you happy to know that there were such loving hybrid owners out there. Without even realizing it, you were already standing in front of your workplace, and glancing at your phone, you made it with five minutes to spare. The beige concrete building you worked in usually looked nice and almost welcoming, yet today the rain is making it feel ominous and dreary. With a slight cold chill running down your spine, you shook your head and made your way to your office. The genetics lab you worked at is a fairly new addition to the line of other research labs in the area. Being so new, it was completely up to date and equipped with top of the line machines, equipment, and any other research tools that could possibly be needed. You were hired six months ago, and sometimes you still wonder how it was possible that you landed such a good paying position immediately after grad school. No matter, you were grateful, and you were successful.
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➵ ° Not human, not animal. Caught in between these shifting worlds, the Zodiac hybrids are cursed by the animals of the zodiac. °
TIGERBOY ★ “You, a docile rabbit hybrid, have been waiting a long time to meet the mysterious tiger hybrid, Kim Namjoon.” ⌇ read here
KING COBRA ★ “Yoongi, the zodiac snake hybrid, requests an evening with you - and asks dog hybrid Taehyung to join.” ⌇read here
DRAGON DANCE ★ “The infamous Dragon hybrid, Park Jimin, is as enticing as he is mysterious. And as you quickly come to learn - whatever the alluring half-dragon half-man wants, he gets.“ ⌇ coming soon
SOULBLAZE ★ “After a relationship with a human broke him, Ox Hybrid Jungkook learned to hate the Zodiac hybrids. The last thing he ever expected was to fall into bed with one.” ⌇ coming soon
PONY UP ★ “Namjoon has something to prove, and Horse hybrid Seokjin knows it. So he suggests spending a night claiming you as his, while Namjoon watches.” ⌇ coming soon
HAPPY HOUR ★ “The loud and happy-go-lucky Rooster hybrid Hoseok learns that behind closed doors, there is nothing he loves more than begging.” ⌇ coming soon
THE LIGHT THAT BURNS THE SKY ★ “Namjoon, the Tiger hybrid, has never believed in the concept of mates. That is until he met you, the rabbit hybrid. He has held hearts in the palm of his hand, but yours is the first one he’s never wanted to never let go of.” ⌇ coming soon
Oh, Baby (Namjoon x Reader) Pt. 20 (Final)
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Pairing: Namjoon/RM x Reader Rating: M Genre: Smut/Mafia-ish AU
Words: 6,324
Summary: You were only supposed to have seen him twice. Only twice, no more, but now you’re getting dragged into situations you never wished for and Namjoon just keep showing up.
A/N: I’ll keep my somewhat sentimental Author’s Note for the end. For now, read on, and I hope you all enjoy~
“Good evening, and welcome to the 5 o’clock news. Tonight, we’ll be running a special news report on the two murders that occurred 5 days ago, at Jeon Enterprise’s Seoul location.”
You and Jungkook pause, looking up at the television hanging on the wall of the student lounge. Around you, others pause in their studying, attention turning to the male newscaster on the screen.
“I’m sure as many of you have heard, the CEO and founder of Jeon Enterprises himself was one of the victims—the other being a previously prevalent figure in the mafia, a man known by the name Jaehyuk. The murders took place on the night of the Jeon’s annual charity ball, and according to the official police report which was finally released just last night, it seems that Jeon and Jaehyuk ended up being killed by each other’s parties.”
Jungkook meets your hesitant gaze—a look of should we get out of here?—but Jungkook simply shakes his head and turns his attention back down to the pile of Psychology homework on the table in front of you. After having missed nearly two weeks of class, the two of you have a lot to catch up on.
Simply wanting to get all this work done as soon as you can—you turn your attention away from the report and continue reading through the questions of the assignment you and Jungkook are currently working on.
“From what we know, Jeon was shot first, in his private suite up above the main ballroom area by one of Jaehyuk’s subordinates, who had snuck into the ball along with him. When a staff member of the event heard the fired shot, this staff member pulled the fire alarm in hopes that everyone would evacuate the building and no one would be further injured.
“Following this, one of Jeon’s security staff found Jaehyuk attempting to escape through the rear exit—away from the main crowd—and Jaehyuk was forced to retreat back into the ballroom until, subsequently, the guard ended up firing two rounds when the man presented a gun and refused to be taken into custody.”
“What about Jaehyuk’s party? Someone shot Jeon, correct? Where did his men go?” another news reporter butts in, arms crossed and brows furrowed. The male summarizing the police report shuffles some papers around in his grasp.
“According to the guard who was later tracked down to give his statement, Jaehyuk’s men were not around when he found Jaehyuk attempting to leave the scene. His best guess was that Jaehyuk’s men bolted as soon as things started to take a turn for the worst.”
“Sounds like something the mafia would do,” a third personality speaks up, clearly more easy going than the other two. “Get the job done and abandon their boss to fend for himself.”
“Is the security guard the only account the police are going off of?”
“No, the police say their report is mostly based off what was observed by the staff member who pulled the fire alarm, and two other individuals who had been attending the party, and had been the last to leave the ballroom.”
“And who are these witnesses?”
Despite your effort to focus on the task at hand, you end up quickly reaching to grab your cellphone, which is splayed across the table beside your notes, as the screen flashes to life. A new notification—a text, to be precise.
You pause as you note the contact from which you’ve just received a message. Your heart goes through a small cycle of hope and dread—and then you finally open it.
“Due to the mafia involvement in this crime, as well as a request from Jeon Enterprises Board of Directors to keep their identities private, at the time we have no names or faces to put to the accounts this report is based off of.”
Your eyes scan the message—a simple two words, but tears well in your wide, surprised eyes, and you turn the device to face Jungkook. When he doesn’t notice, you reach over and pat his arm repeatedly, the boy looking at you, confused, until he notices that you’re holding up the message for him to read.
Min Yoongi:
He’s awake.
Jungkook’s eyes flit to you, and you both look shocked, but can’t help it when smiles break out across your faces.
Grabbing your papers, you both hurriedly begin packing your bags, and luckily the news report is interesting enough to keep all eyes from turning to the two kids who suddenly look like they’ve forgotten about their shift at work and are trying to haul ass.
“Speaking of witness accounts” the more easygoing personality speaks up. “I heard the camera footage from the hotel that night was destroyed, which is why the police are trusting these three witnesses so much.”
You and Jungkook stand up, grabbing your bags and you, your crutch, and bustle out of the study room—but the sound of the report follows you. It’s as if all of Seoul has tuned in to listen.
“Indeed, when returning to the hotel to retrieve the footage from the night of the crime, not only was the tape destroyed but a majority of the security hub, in whole, had been damaged to a nearly unrepairable state. Many believe this is likely where Jaehyuk’s men may have disappeared to—another possibility—but without the tapes we can’t say anything for sure. Right now, all we can do is trust in the words of the people who actually saw these events occur first-hand.”
“Seems suspicious to me,” the second, least convinced reporter grumbles, but the main reporter simply straightens out his papers again.
“Whatever you may think or feel, this is the official report the police have released to the public, and with two bodies identified, the witness accounts, and a request from a mourning family to simply let things be, this case has been closed.”
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He Started It (NamjoonXReader Smut)
Pairing: Namjoon X Reader Rating: M Genre: Smut
Warnings: oral, kissing, etc.
Summary: Namjoon is stressed out, and in hindsight maybe telling him that he needs to get laid isn’t the best idea…
A/N: Reblogs/favs/comments always appreciated~ <3
Honestly, you’re not sure how this conversation has started, but currently you’re beginning to think you should really shut up. You’d come to the studio with pure intentions, honestly. You had no classes today and knew the boys were working hard on choreo and producing, so you’d decided to be a kind soul. You brought them all snacks—lunch—and they’d been ecstatic. Everyone had been gathered in the practice room except for Namjoon, who Yoongi informed you was cooped up in the recording booth, trying to produce a new song from scratch. So, sighing, you’d gone to see him.
And now here you are, yelling at him things that should never come out of your mouth—but he’d started it! Really!
“Kim Namjoon, what the fuck!” you hiss at him from the sofa pressed against the back wall. You pick up a pillow and chuck it at him. It misses, hitting the back of his chair, and, scowling, he picks it up and throws it back.
“What?” he questions, angry for some reason. You figure it’s because he’d been stressed out all day, and maybe joking that he ‘needed to get laid’ wasn’t the best idea, but…
“You honestly can’t tell me you’ve been getting any more than I have.”
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He Started It (NamjoonXReader Smut)
Pairing: Namjoon X Reader Rating: M Genre: Smut
Warnings: oral, kissing, etc.
Summary: Namjoon is stressed out, and in hindsight maybe telling him that he needs to get laid isn’t the best idea…
A/N: Reblogs/favs/comments always appreciated~ <3
Honestly, you’re not sure how this conversation has started, but currently you’re beginning to think you should really shut up. You’d come to the studio with pure intentions, honestly. You had no classes today and knew the boys were working hard on choreo and producing, so you’d decided to be a kind soul. You brought them all snacks—lunch—and they’d been ecstatic. Everyone had been gathered in the practice room except for Namjoon, who Yoongi informed you was cooped up in the recording booth, trying to produce a new song from scratch. So, sighing, you’d gone to see him.
And now here you are, yelling at him things that should never come out of your mouth—but he’d started it! Really!
“Kim Namjoon, what the fuck!” you hiss at him from the sofa pressed against the back wall. You pick up a pillow and chuck it at him. It misses, hitting the back of his chair, and, scowling, he picks it up and throws it back.
“What?” he questions, angry for some reason. You figure it’s because he’d been stressed out all day, and maybe joking that he ‘needed to get laid’ wasn’t the best idea, but…
“You honestly can’t tell me you’ve been getting any more than I have.”
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BTS reaction to sleeping with their best friend when drunk
Request: ¡Hola! Can I request a bts reaction to them sleeping with their bbf when they are both drunk and the morning after , since they don’t have romantic feeling for one another they just take it as a joke ( something like “ omg I didn’t know you were that good at it"idk😂) and go on being friends thank you !
Warnings: smut
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Jin
Jin woke up, despite being drunk he could actually remember last nights events. He narrowed his eyes, laying there with a headache trying to recall every last bit. You were both drinking and joking around, next thing he knew you were kissing him. Soon, you two were moving rhythmically under the sheets.
Jin smacked his lips together and felt along his waist, seems he’d passed out before he could get dressed. You shuffled besides him, sitting up and yawning as Jin kept remembering memories and piecing them together. All of a sudden, he shot up into a sitting position and glared at you.
"Whoa Jin- what’s wrong?” You asked, he’d scared you when he moved so fast.
“You didn’t give me a blowjob last night!” He suddenly said, offended. You were trying really hard not to laugh, but you couldn’t help it. Your lips pulled up into a dumbfounded smile.
“What?”
“I make you spaghetti, and this is how you repay me. I thought we were friends Y/N.” He shook his head as he hurried to get changed, leaving you behind laughing at his reaction.
“I was tired!” You called out after him.
He eventually made you two breakfast and made sure to tend to your hungover pain, because Jin’s the best friend out there no matter what.
Namjoon
Namjoon struggled to get up, his head was pounding. His mouth was sour with the aftertaste of beer, he didn’t remember how drunk he’d gotten. That was usually not a good sign. Namjoon jumped when he realized he didn’t even have a shirt on, and he definitely didn’t have pants on either. Namjoon took a minute to collect his thoughts before looking over at the other side of the bed. You were barely starting to wake up, realizing the same thing he had. You both stared at each other for a long time.
“Did we…” He asked, trailing off.
“I think we did.” You nodded, looking around. Namjoin nodded, calmly. “We’re not like.. Anything else though..?”
You shook your head. Namjoon nodded again. He didn’t want to ruin the friendship between the two of you, even if last night had been nice. He’d rather not focus your friendship on it, he didn’t want to use you.
“A lot bigger than you thought huh?” Namjoon suddenly said, turning to look at you knowingly. You rolled your eyes and looked away, throwing the pillow at him. “Oh shush! I’m going to be sore for the next few months thanks to you.”
“What’d you expect Y/N? You didn’t go so easy yourself, my makeup artist is gonna be curious.” He rubbed the tight muscles over his chest and neck before yawning. “You want to go get some pancakes? Im starving.”
Yoongi
You were abruptly pulled out of your dream when a pillow made contact with the side of your face. You grunted, your eyes popping open and searching your surroundings. You were in Yoongi’s bed, and you were cold. You looked up, Yoongi was standing over without a shirt holding a pillow above his head.
“About time. You were drooling all over the sheets.” He grinned slightly before handing you a clean shirt. You didnt quite realize why, until you felt your bare skin against the sheets.
“Oh dont tell me we….” You groaned as you grabbed the shirt and sat up to get it on. The dresser had a glass of water and a pair of bottoms too. The pounding in your head told you you’d been terribly drunk the night before, and the fact that you were naked in Yoongi’s bed was enough for you to assume the rest.
“Oh we did. Why? Are you that disappointed?” Yoongi joked. You quickly shook your head, of course you weren’t. He was your best friend, you were just hoping it hadn’t ruined that friendship. But judging by how Yoongi was acting, it hadn’t. “Your voice isn’t quite so annoying when its calling out my name.” Yoongi grabbed some clean clothes out of the dresser by the bed and started to head for the bathroom.
“Im taking a shower, you can take one here when I’m done.” Yoongi disappeared behind the door before you could say anything. You shook your head as you fell back onto the bed and curled up into the sheets. This wouldn’t ruin your friendship, but wow was it a story.
J-Hope
Hoseok sat up, stretched with a smile on his face. He gave a refreshed sigh, then turned to see you curled up besides him. Hoseok screamed and fell off the bed, yanking you out of your dreams and causing you to sit up. “Hobi whats going on?” You asked, groggily. You remembered the night before faintly, and it seemed that he was starting to remember too. You’d been drinking, gone home with him, and the rest was history. That might explain why you were laying in his bed.
“Oh my god you saw me naked!” Hoseok yelled, even though he was standing in front of you still naked since he’d passed out before he could change, and still hadn’t changed. You watched him for a second before looking away. “Yeah, and I still am seeing it. Stop jumping around..”
“You already saw my dick last night why are you looking away now!” Hoseok threw his hands up in the air. After a short pause of silence, both of you burst out into laughter.
“Seriously?” You laughed as you reached for your shirt to get on, Hoseok looking for a clean change of clothes as well.
“Im just saying! If anyone asks though, you’ve never seen your best friend naked. That includes the incident at the pool. I am pure.”
Jimin
Jimin looked over at you, who was finally waking up and trying to understand the situation. Jimin had been up for a while now, piecing the events of last night together. Jin had bought you guys drinks, and then he had to go take the rest of the members to McDonald’s because they wanted McDonald’s. They’d left you two alone, and after a while things had escalated. Jimin had come to the conclusion that he had slept with you, and he didn’t regret it. You two were so close that it hadn’t been awkward at all, he’d felt relaxed.
“Good morning.” He smiled at you as just sat up.
“I feel like im dying. I cant believe we actually got so drunk that we made out.” You whined, rubbing your head. The morning after was definitely not an enjoyable time, espicially not when you had the sore muscles to prove the night before too.
“Guess you can’t me a small mochi anymore?” Jimin asked, wiggling his eyebrows at you.
“Yeah you’re right.” You said. “I can now call you a tiny mochi.”
Jimin smacked you with the pillow as you burst out into laughter, falling back onto the bed. Jimin blushed, smiling as he put the pillow back down and stretched his sore muscles.
“Lets go out and eat something. Im seriously drained after last night.”
Taehyung
Taehyung was so tired the next morning, he didn’t budge at all even after your multiple attempts to awaken him. After a while you just gave up, laying besides him and waiting for him to come around on his own time. After a few more moments of Taehyung snoring, his breath hitched as his eyes started to open. He gave a big yawn, groaning at the sudden pang of pain in his head. Taehyung rolled over, seeing you curled up besides him.
“Oh that’s why.” Taehyung muttered to himself, realizing now why his lower half was bare.
“Morning.” You muttered. It went quiet for a while, the two of you breathing in sync.
“You know to be honest, I thought you’d be a whole lot worse at that.” Taehyung said bluntly. You laughed, shaking your head as you rolled in the other direction. “Good teamwork!” He called after you too, making you laugh even harder. “You know just how to ruin the mood don’t you?” You asked him. Taehyung just grinned.
“This doesnt change us does it?” Taehyung asked. He definitely didn’t regret the events that had taken place last night, but he also didnt want to ruin the good friendship you two had going on. You sat up and shook your head. “Well, we were drunk.”
Taehyung nodded. He gave a fully body stretch, looking like a cat that had just awoken from a long nap.
“I think I drank way too much. Can we go get some water? Then some pizza? I don’t even want to look at what I sent out last night.”
Jungkook
Jungkook woke up that morning, groaning about the pain in his head. He didnt know getting that drunk could cause so much pain. He yawned, then carefully pulled himself up into a sitting position. He felt someone else on the bed, whipping around to see you in the midst of waking up. His eyes went wide, slapping his hands over his chest to realize he was shirtless. He lifted the sheets too, examined down there for a second before slamming the blanket back down around his waist. You rolled over and looked at him, half awake, half asleep.
“Holy shit I just got laid.” He said, his eyes wide.
“Yeah, by your own best friend. Can you even be proud?” You joked as you rubbed your eyes.
“Yeah thanks. You know, its an absolute honor. Plus, I don’t think you were so against the idea of it being your best friend either last night.” Jungkook winked at you.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” You asked while propping yourself up on your elbow, arching an eyebrow.
“Oh jungkook!~” Jungkook yelled out, mimicking your voice. Your face went red as you pushed him, laughing. Jungkook fell over and giggled before looking back at you.
“Im pretty sure we’re both naked right now. Who’s getting out of bed first?” He asked. He’d been okay with it last night of course, since he was so drunk. Thats not to say he regretted it, he’d slept with you by choice. But you were still just best friends and now, being sober, he’d gotten shy again. “Rock paper scissors.” You shrugged. Jungkook agreed, but soon regretted it when he lost.
“Im going to make a beeline for the bathroom and if you look at or say anything to me I swear I’m never sharing my kimchi with you again”
BTS reaction to a member making a dirty joke about s/o
Request: A reaction when one of the members makes a dirty joke about them and their S/O? Thank you you’re writing is so funny and great
Masterlist
Jin
You were taking a drink from your juice just as Jungkook made a funny joke. You tried to laugh but forgot that you had liquid in your mouth, so instead you started choking. Jin panicked and patted your back trying to help you still coughing in between laughs.
“Well Jin, you must be used to her choking.” Taehyung muttered, giving the two of you a sly look. Jimin covered his mouth trying to mask his smile, everyone else doing the same.
“Guys, come on, be mature.” Namjoon scolded.
“Yeah,” Jungkook chimed in. “We all know Jin isn’t big enough to be a choking hazard.” Everyone who was holding in their laughs, started to crack up at Jungkook’s joke. You tried to resist the urge to join in, glancing over at Jin. His face was burning red as he swallowed, throwing his napkin down.
“This, this is why you guys never get invited to dinner”
Namjoon
Namjoon had been a bit hesitant about trying the new restauraunt everyone wanted to eat at. Yourself, along with the rest of the members, eventually convinced him to take you anyways.
“So how is it Namjoon?” Jin asked, the rest of the members had all enjoyed the food but the leader still seemed sceptical. He only shugged a shoulder. “It’s good. I’d rather eat something else though.”
“Like Y/N?” Jimin said, bluntly.
Jin started dying laughing, along with everyone else except for you two. You slowly looked up from your food at Namjoon, who looked genuinely embarrassed. But then he turned to look at you, a knowing look on his face.
“Well, at least I’d sure give that 5 stars.”
Yoongi
Yoongi jumped in front of you as you stepped into the room, scaring you so badly you couldn’t help but scream a bit.
“Yoongi!” You scolded, he chuckled as he stepped back, giving you an apologetic smile. “I’m sorry, I heard you coming and I couldn’t resist.” He said as Jin looked over at the two of you. “I’m sure that’s not the only time he’s heard you coming.”
Yoongi whipped around to see who had said it, Jin quickly froze. Everyone’s face was red from trying to hold in their laughter as Yoongi glared at them, completely silent. You were the first one to break the silence, doubling over with laughter. As the rest of the members joined in, Yoongi’s cool exterior melted away and he gave you a shy look.
“Stoop laughing you’re only encouraging them”
Hoseok
You were on a shopping trip with Hoseok, and the rest of the members that didn’t want to stay home. “Don’t these pants look good?” Hoseok asked as he modeled it for you, turning in a full circle. “It’s also 25% off.”
“They look great on you.” You grinned, admiring your boyfriend. Just then Yoongi looked over the clothes rack at the two of you, raising an eyebrow. “Yeah, I’m pretty sure Y/N prefers it 100% off.”
You heard Jimin’s giggle first, followed by the rest of the members laughing. Hobi looked at you as he made his way back to the dressing room, not an ounce of embarrassment on his face.
“Don’t worry about it, they will be later.”
Jimin
You were trying to help clean up in the kitchen but the last bowl wouldn’t fit anywhere in the cabinets.
“Jimin!” You called out to your boyfriend who was a room over. “It’s too big! It won’t fit.”
“That’s what she said.” You heard Jungkook say, followed by the laughter of the rest of the boys.
“Guys, be mature about this.” Hoseok chimed in. “She said its too big. Does Jimin seem too big to you?” You heard a sound that you could assume was Hoseok getting hit with the couch pillow, followed by Jimin’s voice. “I’ll be right there!” He entered the kitchen and started to help you rearrange the plates so you could get the bowl in. You looked over at him, smiling playfully. “.. Do you want me to tell them they’re wrong?”
“Y/N!”
Taehyung
It was Jin’s idea to have a barbecue so they could eat outside. Now the members all watched you with judgmental faces as you messed around with Taehyung in the yard, like parents watching their kids. As soon as Taehyung looked away, you turned the hose on him and set a jet of water at his face. He cried out at the cold water and turned to you. “Stopp you’re getting me so wet!”
“Isn’t that her job?” Namjoon called out. Everyone tried to hold their laugh, you looked at Taehyung, Jin choked on his drink.
“… No, that’s mine.” Taehyung winked, and suddenly he was chasing you across the lawn with the hose on full blast.
“Stop!”
“Let me get you wet Y/N!”
Jungkook
“Victory again.” Jungkook smirked as he leaned back, he’d won yet another game of Monopoly. He reached over to grab his soda, the rest of the members arguing about who was right. Monopoly always turned into chaos around there. “That’s not fair. I always make this game harder, I’m good at it. Yet you still win.” You groaned as you all started to clear the board. Jungkook tilted his soda up for a drink as Namjoon spoke up.
“Yeah that’s not the only thing she makes hard.”
Jungkook nearly spat out his drink.
Everyone started to laugh, except for Hoseok that was staring blankly. “Wait I didn’t get it.” Namjoon leaned over and whispered into his ear, Hoseok’s face immediately turning into disgust. You started to laugh harder as he looked at Jungkook.
“You better be safe Jungkook-”
“HYUNG!”
jimin cries every time someone asks him if he’s crying
𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥
|fluff= ☀|angst= ☂|suggestive= ♢|
ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
how they would kiss you/so [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line] ☀/♢
They Find Out They Aren’t Your(their s/o’s) Bias ☂
Their Last Day With Their S/O Before Leaving For Tour [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line] ☀/☂/♢
Them Drunk [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line] ☀
Their Last Moments With Their S/O (**EXTREME ANGST**)[Hyung Line]..⁽ⁱⁿ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵉˢˢ⁾ ☂☂☂☂
Movie Nights with their S.O/Reader[Hyung Line] [Maknae Line] ☀
They Meet You During a Photoshoot (Photographer!Reader) ☀
Their First time Hearing Their S/O Make A Death Joke ☀
They Have A Crush On Their New Tour Photographer (Photographer!Reader) ☀
Them Reacting to You/Reader Losing it Over Bubble Wrap ☀
Them Reacting to You Being Clumsy ☀
How They Cuddle Their S/O ☀
How They Shop(*Probably*) ☀
Them Reacting to The Rest of BTS Spying on Their Date With You [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line] ☀
Having Feelings for You/Staff!Reader, Knowing Bighit Wouldn’t Allow It ☀/☂
Getting Drunk With Them For the First Time ☀
Them Reacting To Their S/O’s Concert! ☀
𝔽𝕚𝕔𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕆𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕎𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤
𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 & 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 ⇨
Don’t Act Like You Don’t Feel the Same ☀/☂ ← [one shot]
ᴬ ˢⁱˡˡʸ ᵈʳᵘⁿᵏᵉⁿ ᵏⁱˢˢ ᵖᵘᵗˢ ᵃ ʳⁱᶠᵗ ᵇᵉᵗʷᵉᵉⁿ ᵃ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢʰⁱᵖ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵖᵃⁿⁿᵉᵈ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ. ᵂⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʷᵉᵉᵖ ⁱᵗ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵘᵍ, ᵒʳ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵗ ᵍᵒ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍⁱᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰⁱᵐ?
𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 & 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 ⇨
- First Love - ☂ ← [drabble]
ᵀʰᵉ ⁱᵐᵖᵒʳᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ⁱˢ… ˢᵘᵇʲᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ. ᵀᵒ ᵐᵃⁿʸ ⁱᵗ’ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘᵖ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒʳⁿⁱⁿᵍˢ, ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵃⁿ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃʳᵈˢʰⁱᵖˢ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵃʸ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵃʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ. ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᶜᵒᵐᶠᵒʳᵗⁱⁿᵍ, ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵃ ᶜʳᵘᵗᶜʰ. ᴬ ᵈⁱˢᵗʳᵃᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ. ᴬˡˡ ᵉⁿᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃˢˢⁱⁿᵍ, ⁱᵗ’ˡˡ ᶠⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘᵖ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ. ᴬⁿᵈ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ˢᵒ ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ, ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒ ʷᵃʳᵐ, ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒ ᵈᵘᵐᵇ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ… ᴺᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍˢ.
ᴺᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵉᵗ~
Lemondrop (Namjoon x Reader/OC) ☀/☂/♢
ᵂʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃ ᵖᵃⁱⁿᶠᵘˡˡʸ ˢⁿᵃʳᵏʸ ᵐᵃᵏᵉᵘᵖ ᵃʳᵗⁱˢᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃⁿ ⁱᶜʸ ᵈᵉᵐᵉᵃⁿᵒʳ; ᵖᵒˢˢⁱᵇˡʸ, ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᶠᵃˡˡˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵐᵖˡʸ ᵗᵉᵈᵈʸ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵒˡᵈ.
˙ɥƃⁿᵒᵘǝ ᵖɹɐɥ ƃᵘᴉʞᵒᵒˡ ʇ,ᵘǝɹɐ ⁿᵒʎ ʇᵒˡᵈ ǝɥʇ ˢ,ʇɐɥʇ ʞᵘᴉɥʇ ⁿᵒʎ ɟᴵ
[pt1] [pt2] [pt3] [pt4] [pt5] [pt6] [pt7] [pt8] [pt9] [pt10] [pt11] …⁽ⁱⁿ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵉˢˢ⁾
𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 & 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 ⇨
Lil Stinkers and How to Save Them (Biologist!Reader) ☀ ← [one shot]
ᵂʰᵉʳᵉ ᴺᵃᵐʲᵒᵒⁿ'ˢ ᶜᵘʳⁱᵒˢⁱᵗʸ ⁱⁿ ᵃ qᵘⁱᵖᵖʸ ᵇⁱᵒˡᵒᵍⁱˢᵗ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶻᵒᵒ ʰᵉ ᶠʳᵉqᵘᵉⁿᵗˢ ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉˢ ʰⁱᵐ ⁱⁿ ᵃⁿ ᵃʷᵏʷᵃʳᵈ ˢᵒᶜⁱᵃˡ ˢⁱᵗᵘᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵖʳᵉᵖᵃʳᵉ ᶠᵒʳ.
𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 & 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 ⇨
“If You’ll Have Me?” (Jimin x Reader) ☀ ← [one shot]
ᵀʰⁱˢ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒᵍʳᵃᵖʰᵉʳ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ ⁱⁿᶠᵃᵗᵘᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ᵒʷⁿ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ, ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ⁱˢ ʷʰʸ ᴶⁱᵐⁱⁿ ⁱˢ ˢᵒ ⁱⁿˢⁱˢᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᵒⁿ ᵐᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ⁱᵗ ʷᵒʳˢᵉ.
ᴺᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵉᵗ~
ᴺᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵉᵗ~
𝕆𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕤
ᴺᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵉᵗ~