Live.Laugh.Sarcasm.

If you take what I say seriously, 97% of the time you will be offended.

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

[fatvelma]

....😶

[empireofpassions]

READ IT AGAIN

[cosmic-noir]

B I T C H

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

Bloop

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Anna Akhmatova, tr. by Judith Hemschemeyer, from Selected Poems; “Little Song,”

[omruc]

What kind of boys do you like

i don’t actually like boys i’m just attracted to them

[onelongexhale]

joke or not this weirdly hit a nerve with its accuracy 

[mae0x]

not to be dramatic but my whole soul hurts

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[c-bassmeow]

[tripleacontent]

[lioness--hart]

It gets better: a piece of one of the cores was never recovered and is still buried in the dirt less than 100 miles from where my dad grew up.

[writeroffates]

If you, as an American, watch anything about Chernobyl and think “wow glad my country wouldn’t hide things that would affect my health from me” then you have lived under a rock for a long long time.

[wadey-wilson]

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

[coffeeandmoorland]

There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these

[mxnrique]

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

[sweetsteeths]

I am so sick of being sad!!! okay brain!!! I get it!!! shit happened!!! stop being so melodramatic it’s over now. we still gotta, like…live n shit!!!

[tanookitoes]

ive literally never called in sick to work like i go in sick all the time… you think i could even let the possibility of dissapointing someone into my life? not a chance, baby

[striders]

[kibumkim]

[sprachtraeume]

Pretty sure no Italian needs to hear this

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

All of you do

[exigencelost]

Okay look. Stephanie Meyer contributed four (4) cool things to the contemporary fantasy genre, which I shall now list here in the hopes of getting it out of my system. In descending order of importance:

1. Writing a story about a girl who wants something. Plot driven by a woman’s (non-vilified) desire. Truly dreadful execution but still a good idea, sort of a literary incarnation of the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” meme.

2. The fact that when Bella becomes a vampire she can still breathe but “there’s no relief tied to the action” which I remember verbatim because it fucking slapped. The idea of human physical sensations being partially defined by our mortality and the sensations still exist after you become undead but your experience of them is fundamentally different because you no longer need any of it? Extremely cool. The closest Meyer came to taking an interesting stance on vampires being dead.

3. Werewolves are immortal but they can literally stop whenever they want. That shit’s hilarious. Curse of immortality who.

4. The fact that vampires don’t sleep or get tired so their communally-raised baby doesn’t have a crib because she is always in someone’s arms. That was extremely cute and there’s a different, better book contained somewhere in that specific concept.

[hugintheraven]

5. Depression being represented by like 6 blank chapters titled with months.

[theprodigypenguin]

One of the softest moments during Endgame was that part where Bruce has the glove and Tony makes a nano shield to protect Clint and Thor makes sure Rocket is safely behind him before Bruce snaps his fingers like that was the softest fucking shit.

[justsomeantifas]

how many people could be working on actual problems in the world instead of being forced to do jobs that they are over-qualified for just because they dont want to go homeless and starve?

[justsomeantifas]

climate change is threatening to kill us and people with biology degrees are working at starbucks if they didn’t get lucky in the nepotism department.

[justsomeantifas]

capitalism is possibly the least efficient way to allocate work. 

You love art–have spent your entire childhood developing a style people love and appreciate? you could possibly work to improve the lives of millions with your beautiful creations?

sorry you need to work 12 hours a day at a walmart that doesn’t need you while some billionaire who took a painting class once sells some ugly bullshit for 3.5 million.

[justsomeantifas]

Millions of people want to be doctors but can’t afford medical school, it is a well known fact we don’t have enough doctors for the demand. hmm wow real efficient capitalism.

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” - Stephen Jay Gould

Capitalism and wealth are bankrupt concepts.