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[teganorsara]

#relatable hayley

[booasaur]

Station 19 - 4x14

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reef-mc-33-deactivated20240311]

[sharktop]

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

[milfsonfilm-deactivated20211019]

ma’am...

[surfline-x]

learning self love

[yourlookbookwomen]

[rapaziou]

[lesbianshepard]

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

[lesbianshepard]

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

[lesbianshepard]

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

[lesbianshepard]

me: So I managed to listen in on them for an hour through the air ducts

spy 2: and what did you learn?

me: Oh, nothing. I zoned out like five minutes into them talking.

[lesbianshepard]

I try to tell my team the way back to the enemy base, but I forgot the address and every time they ask which way to turn I do the L hand trick to remember left from right.

[manhattan-gamestop]

Does anyone else desperately need instructions to function but also hates being told what to do

[catteababy]

sleeping in somebody’s arms while they run their fingers up & down your body...... heaven... highly recommend....

[zonaurbanz]

[mythoughtsdecoded]

[sinaisatemim-deactivated2024042]

[ryan-sometimes]

"Pretty" and "handsome" are not gender specific. Boys can be pretty and girls can be handsome. It's all about the AESTHETIC you fools