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It’s literally a circle. They’re cousins. It’s insane.

If you look up Queen Elizabeth’s family tree, they’ve hidden it DEEP in Google searches, but if you look up Prince Phillip’s family tree you’ll see the circle right away.

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And it gets worse lmfao because their common ancestor, Queen Victoria, has quite the family tree herself:

Two circles are seen here - one alarmingly small showing that Victoria and her husband Albert are first cousins. The bigger one shows that her own mother married her third cousin once removed, making Victoria her own mothers fourth cousin, meaning Albert was not just Victorias cousin, but also her fourth cousin once removed.

This means that Elizabeth is Philips third cousin, and his fifth cousin and his seventh cousin once removed.

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european monarchies are an insane mess, yall. their incestuous bloodlines can almost all be traced back to a single ancestor, as well as frequent other crossings.

the english, the dutch, the spanish, the belgian, the danish, the swedish, and the norse royal bloodlines can all be traced back to mr charlemagne, king of the franks in the 8th century . the same goes for the late french, portugese, german, and all other now-deceased royal bloodlines.

royals only court other royals, so eventually all your options in that regard become your cousins.