Same Time Same Shit

Having one existential crisis at a time.

[sarcastically-serious-smiles]

It’s not exactly mental trauma, but I know what I want now. And I’m not letting anyone past the boundaries I’ve drawn to respect myself.

I think that’s maturity.

[sarcastically-serious-smiles]

I achieved somethings akin to a personal goal today.

Without expecting it to be completed, or the fact that I forgot it even existed for a long time now says how insignificant it was.

But I did set this “tiny” personal thing all by myself to myself.

Now I’m here.

I don’t feel accomplished.

I don’t feel celebrated.

I can’t feel joy.

I’m only things about the days ahead and what I’ll need to do to survive them.

Let me.

And let them anyway.

Please let me have at least this.

[feministism]

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[maureen2musings]

[beardedmrbean]

[radiofreederry]

[skeezels]

I just don't get the appeal of streams

[evilscientist3]

north atlantic fish watching salmon swim off to get eaten by bears

[creepymutelilbugger]

you absolutely cannot say shit on this website

[silverbridge-harbor]

moderator clarifying the rules of the coprophobia support forum

[creepymutelilbugger]

god fucking damn it

[reading-comp-posting]

Check for understanding:

When skeezels mentions "streams," what meaning of the word do they likely intend?

What meaning of the word does evilscientist13 base their response off of?

What does creepymutelilbugger mean when she says, "you absolutely cannot say shit on this website?"

What interpretation of their response does silverbridge-harbor use for their own response?

What is the overall style of humor present in this post?

[skeezels]

I think I'm going to become a teeth monster and bite everybody to death

[reading-comp-posting]

Additional questions:

What does skeezels mean when they threaten to "become a teeth monster and bit everybody to death?"

Why did skeezels say this in response to my initial reblog?

Discuss with a mutual: does this additional question set add to the humor of the post? Does it detract from the humor?

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[lokiago]

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

[certified-iconic-post]

certified iconic post

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

amazing

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

you'll never guess what I found more of

MEN do NOT have a PELVIS that is just SCIENCE you GODLESS LIBERAL

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

more people should be reblogging this version, because I think it's terrible that men just sort of trail off down there

[egberts]

i went into a gamestop from another reality today

[raylaxy]

What happened?

[egberts]

so, i only went in to get the shiny silvally code. should’ve taken like a minute or two at most but i was in there for upwards of ten. it was deeply unsettling right off the bat when i walked in because it was quiet. like really quiet. the tv that plays the gaming news and the speaker that plays the ads weren’t running. the cashier says hello and i get in line to wait. it is dead silent. nobody in the store is making any noise except for the cashier, who is typing. she’s helping a little boy sell 12 PS4 games. the boys mom is walking back and forth behind him sipping her gas station brand cup of coffee. literally just walking back and forth from one end of the store to the other. all the while the entire store is silent, the kid is silent, the mom is silent… all 5 of the other full grown adults in this store are silent. and i’m the only one in line behind this kid, these other adults throughout the store are like standing in one space just staring and being quiet. they weren’t browsing, they weren’t talking. nobody was making any noise. i wasn’t making any noise. i was standing there thinking about how eerily silent it was in this gamestop and wondering what the hell was going on - hyper aware of every move i made because i didn’t want to make a noise and break the silence. this carried on for literally 10 minutes before another cashier came in through the front door and loudly exclaimed “i can’t leave you alone for five minutes.” he called me to the counter and asked me what i needed help with. it was like immediately the ambient noises of gamestop all returned at once and i stepped forward to get my code.

[lillaology]

my favorite part of this is the implication that not only was the first cashier somehow responsible for the eerie silence to begin with but also that this has certainly happened before

[burins]

horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

[burins]

pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute

[burins]

oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:

[originalartblog]

I made myself a higher-resolution version of the tiny skk cuddling for my desktop background, so I made a phone version too while I was at it.

Click on them and open in a new tab (desktop) or tap them (mobile) for the full resolution, both are 16:9, the desktop one is 1920x1080 and the phone one is 754x1340 (which is nothing but hopes and dreams because phones can't agree on screen sizes)

Enjoy! 💕

[anyanary]

An anime has never pissed me off to the point where I felt the need to redraw something yeT HERE WE ARE

[xzettax]

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[sarcastically-serious-smiles]

It’s raining outside but you left the windows open. The blue curtains sway with the wind but never completely soaked. The lights are out, the whole house is dark, but it’s still afternoon outside.

You listen to a song who searches and searches and searches and maybe or maybe not will be found one day. It’s soulful. It’s hopeful.

The song feels like an embrace from the behind, completely lax, yet comforting.

Tears will fall, it’s not unusual. Your brain stops for a while and emotions sit at the edge of the shore.

Your heart longs for something you dreamed a long time ago.

Is it okay to live like this?

Can I really live in this out of place world?

Could I really created my very own little world this way?

Can I create?

Can u really live?

[bandaged-bastard]

Dazai: This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I will die on it.

Chuuya rolling his eyes: Shut up! We've been hiking for only 5 minutes!

Dazai: 5 minutes, 5 hours, it's all the same. Just leave me behind. I cannot go on.

Chuuya: Bye.

Dazai: CHIIIIBIIII!

Chuuya ends up carrying Dazai for a while to stop the endless whining and not cause indigestion to a poor bear or wolf that might try to eat the mackerel-

[eddheadweirdo]

My fav Soukoku moments from the Light Novels (part 1)

[valrvn]

enough talk of boy pussy. I am here to discuss man cunt