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* šárka * 20s * czech * art account: @sarkaart *

[cocainemosss]

Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

[thememedaddy]

[brionysea]

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

[romanceyourdemons]

if i had a time machine and i wanted to absolutely destroy an ancient emperor or king, i would take them to the shark tunnel of an aquarium. giving them an ozymandias view of their legacy would do nothing, they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them. but the shark tunnel of an aquarium is something they haven’t seen before, something no one has seen before, something magnificent that they could build with technology only slightly out of their reach. they would bankrupt their nation trying to recreate that shark tunnel for themself. their dynasty would collapse within three generations, and, if heaven is on my side, they themself will be eaten by a shark to the delight of generations of historians to come

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[xn3city]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[louisegluckpdf]

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

[san-demetrio-corone]

Kyiv-based artist Alexey Kondakov uses surrealistic documentary photography to superimpose figures from classical artwork into everyday scenes of modern life. He is renowned for his Photoshopped collage series in which Kyiv, Ukraine served as the backdrop for characters from old world masterpieces. The artist merges the past and the present, showing with a deft eye how classical figures fit seamlessly into contemporary situations that, in themselves, are timeless.

[somanypetals]

Betty Cooper: After Midnight ✨

[ruinedchildhood]

[somethingvicked]

Meanwhile, in Florida

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Oh to bonk an apex predator

[thenightgaunt]

"Oh shit! He's got the bonking shovel!!"

[modeus-the-xenofeminist]

I adore the last one, snapping it's jaws while backing into the water like, "NOOOO, I AM A MILLIONS YEAR OLD APEX PREDATOR!!! FEAR ME!!! NO BONK!!!"

[sarka-stically]

slowly becoming an expert in golden age of hollywood just to write seven husbands of veronica lodge fanfic literally nobody will read must be the dumbest thing I did for fandom ever.

beronica worth it tho.

[blignick]

[thecryptkeeper]

no youre going to come over here and apologize to that female character from 2000s-2010s film television. speak up she cant hear you.

[sarka-stically]

raven king bestie im so sorry they did you so dirty

[o-kurwa]

[egberts]

[gidguard]

[potato-dragons]

You know... I really thought I was crazy about how ROP's costumes look so shitty until I came across pic below of this character and saw she's actually wearing a long-sleeved shirt underneath her chestplate with the exact same gold scale design printed on.

Remember folks, the budget of this show is half a billion dollars compared to Peter's Jackson Lord of the Rings 250 million budget released twenty years ago and still looking beautiful.

[haleyusesherwords]

Kipperlily Copperkettle is the reigning champion of the Eastminster Kennel Club Blood Bath