the uhh the gotdam uuhh

i make orte • she/her • the dingus!!! the sillies!!! • I curse a lot so beware • 🍉🇵🇸 insta: @st00pid_d00dle Cara: @st00pidd00dle 🖤🩶🤍💜

[cosed]

what is wrong. like with all of you.

[stupid-dyke]

Heterosexual pride flag

[sarmccar]

I think this should happen to every company

[sarmccar]

Holding a pad like a deck of cards is elite

[cupidcosmos]

Spot the difference (HARD)

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Buran Orbiter

[clothed-gun]

Okay and the left one?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

dogy

[mayadile]

URGENT!!!PLEASE BOOST!!

I do need something for today!!! I would like to have enough to stay in for the week until May 28 hits so I can get my testosterone! Please I need something for today so I won't be outside in the heat!! And the goal I'm going for is to get $700-800! It would help me plenty this week to get things done! Paypal

So help boost so I can stay out of the heat!!

(Note: It is very disheartening that I have people saying they're unfollowing or are skeptical of my situation, I am really in need of help, I have been going through this for awhile now and I don't need to dox myself to show that I am going through alot. I have close friends to back me up and know of my situation. I have been to the hospital, I have been calling people, I have been calling shelters. I need all the help I can get, so please keep helping me so I can get to my goal.)

[everydaylouie]

do not. address it

[tigertoony]

Hello, I want to use my blog here to boost someone in need.

Dile and their mother have been homelessness for some time now. They're in need of funds for food, travel, medical care, and hotel stay. Dile just got of the clinic after being very ill and it would be ideal if they were able to be indoors to recover. Currently, at least $700 would be enough to move things to a more favorable state.

Here is a link to Dile's paypal.

Dile is a friend of a friend. They used to post amazing artworks onto tumblr before their current circumstances. You may remember that I've reblogged their fundraising posts including a gofundme before. Unfortunately, if you know anything about homelessness, it's incredibly hard to get out of once you're in it. Its just not something that is resolved with one instance of aid. Its an ongoing campaign.

I know from experience that reach and spread is so important to fundraising. All it takes is getting to the right people. If you don't personally have the means to help (understandable in this current time), you still have the power to help by getting word out.

[libraford]

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

[libraford]

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

[libraford]

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

[libraford]

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

[rosslynpaladin]

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

[prinnay]

Chanterelle :)

[hollis-art]

let's be pebbles and misbehave on our field trip to mr. grace's habitat :D

do you think this would give him flashbacks to his last memories of earth being him getting manhandled? yes or no

[maruti-bitamin]

jewel

ink +watercolour

cara/insta/bluesky/ store

[kianamaiart]

day off

[lordeboy]

From now on im tellin jobs I was General manager at Toys R Us. Who tf they gone call

[natural--blues]

That’s actually a wise move that many people do practice. Don’t have enough job experience, but need it to get the job? Put yourself down as having had experience in a position in a company that is no longer in business, especially if it closed years ago. They literally have no way of verifying this (do not do this for chains wherein only the store closed, but not the chain). It’s a good way to fluff up your resume, just make sure you put down a position wherein you used skills you already have.

For instance, you can say you were a Personal Assistant – typing, data entry, responding to emails, taking phone calls. 

Or you were an entry level cashier/customer service worker. Retraining is simple at that point.

Need brief training on that, so that you can say you literally were trained?

All for free, just sign up with Alison. Takes 2 seconds to login with your google account, and then you can take some open courseware. Open University is another good place to go for good business acumen courses.

Typing

Microsoft Excel

Basics of Customer Service

Microsoft Word

Human Resources Basics

Business Writing

Basic Business Internet

Acting like a Manager

Project Management

Quality Assurance

Basic Hospitality

Risk Management

Effective Business Communication

Google Apps for Business

Food Safety

Seriously, Alison is amazing. Most courses are only around an hour or so long, and you can say you have some knowledge or some experience in these things… because you do. 

[decaflesbian]

I’ve been using Alison and it’s really rad! super recommend it

[blondejaneblonde]

Also great for those jobs where you should have been trained to do something, but the training was so specific to the company that it’s useless outside of it!

[thegreatgoatby]

go my yuri

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)