Sarv the Wise

15 — He/Him — Bad at social media

[mothwingsmayy]

as a society we moved on from "mike would've explored" way too fast

[manichewitz]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

[sarvthewise]

How many Pinterest boards does everyone have because I feel like 110+ is probably a lot

[sarvthewise]

No rizz, just tboy swag and 117 Pinterest boards

[sarvthewise]

Ugh I'm having a horrible day I should do something productive to feel better (makes another very stressful playlist) (turns volume all the way up) (listens to King Park on full volume while scrolling through unfortunately relatable Pinterest posts)

[sarvthewise]

Trans men when you're menstruating I feel you and only you have the right to say deriod. So I am on my deriod right now for real

[sarvthewise]

It’s armand time

Saw this and figured I'd do something, but I made it lazy. So I figured I'd do the small walking sprites of Vincent and Rody as my Dead Plate AU Armand and Daniel as a lazy little pick. It's off with how sharp the lines are and some other stuff, but whatever sigh

[sarvthewise]

I fixed it!! It looks more like it's in the actual game now. Just took me a few business days

[kiwi4miwi]

comfort💚

[sarvthewise]

To all trans guys with bottom dysphoria: Even cis guys wish they had a big dick. You're not alone

[sarvthewise]

It’s armand time

Saw this and figured I'd do something, but I made it lazy. So I figured I'd do the small walking sprites of Vincent and Rody as my Dead Plate AU Armand and Daniel as a lazy little pick. It's off with how sharp the lines are and some other stuff, but whatever sigh

[bylerworld]

hey so was this not absolutely insane to anyone else

the wasted potential of those puppy eyes and that absolutely miserable face like

[sarvthewise]

Someone said Finn's last act of rebellion, couldn't agree more bro

[lucystark12]

lesbyler elmax ronance leslumax lesjancy lesjopper leshenderhop lesstonothan lescreelby lescleradin lessharknilla leshellcali leswisewheeler lesbravebyers INJECT INJECT INJECT!!!

[piinkaxolotl]

i’m not kidding you when i say i was ABOUT TO MAKE THIS POST

here’s my additions anywho :D

joyren lesbyclair rovicknance nancebarb lesteddie lesvampwise leselumax leshenclair leswheelclair

[loonylara]

lesbyler is NOT just genderbeant byler. willow and will are distinct characters, michelle and mike are as well. because they experienced different lives as female characters and therefore had other things and feelings to deal with, which alters their characterisation. michelle's internalised homophobia shows different than mike's. so does willow's and will's unrequited love

[moonymiwi]

the party in college

genderbent au

picrew

[tumbleintomyheart]

michelle wheeler has odessa a’zion type hair like

that’s literally what her hair looks like and willow LOVES drawing it

[sarvthewise]

Also fem Eddie, I like to think Michelle's looked like this but shorter but after s4 seeing her rock it Michelle just said hell yeah and went for it

[sarvthewise]

Everyone should genderbend their ships or fandom's characters in general because I'm making gayelmax headcanons right now with a side of lesbyler fries and a genderswap lumax coke and it's the best ever

[sarvthewise]

List of ships I really like in stranger things I think should be more popular (variants included) :

・Starting off strong with gayelmax. We all know elmax, yes, but do it like lesbyler because all byler logic works well on elmax

・Ok, I like henderhop. I like duzie. Hear me out– duziehop. Henderbinghop. Super geniuses. Just think on it

・Jargyle, how is this not comparable to stonathan?

・Surfsahoy is a popular byler variant and all, but it should also be a popular elmax variant

・I don't ship henclair, really, not that I hate it or don't find some fanarts cute—but I sometimes enjoy leshenclair for whatever reason

・Lesteddie. Speaks for itself

・My OC x Canon Stedcal because I often forget Cal is my OC and not just some guy who became important in s4🥹 Nobody but me knows about them and that's a shame

・Gothpunk byler is my favorite variant ngl, especially when it's college byler... Or just goth Will with loser epilogue Mike

・Byler writing a comic together. Comic byler is actually awesome because Mike writes and Will draws and it's just cute.. Again, I like this with college byler it's so good

・Nancy x Vickie x Robin x Chrissy x Barb... No clue what their name is but I like this, any combination of this is so good, the popular and unpopular. From Ronance to Brissy to all 5 together, I like this one a lot for sure

・Elumax. It's the main 2 Max ships combined and I adore it idc

・Genderswap elumax / lumax.. In my gayelmax headcanons list I'm making it's lowkey just elumax genderswapped and I think the combination of Maxwell and Lucy with the optional James is just absolutely wonderful so

・Any miwi byler variant. So cute💔💔 I saw lesmiwi and it was SO cute, SOOOO so cute.. I wanna see more like that, like cleradin miwi or something

・I love the concept of Joyce and Karen experimenting with each other in high school

・Discovered steddithan yesterday and it was crazy, love the concept of Jonathan and Eddie both just with Steve at first but it developing is good

・Byler logic works well on elmax since they're LOWKEY lesbyler so how about hellcali elmax❤️‍🩹 Max being convinced to join Hellfire would've rocked and she'd be so funny as a party member because she would NOT care about the typical path of things or the rules. Loopholes galore with Max

・Normal elmax and lesbyler would actually fucking rock together I think I'd cry of joy. Jane and Willow do each other's makeup to see their sassy baddie girlfriends OHHH STOP IT. It'd do well for wondertwins and platonic madwheeler.. I know elmax and lesbyler are popular individually but TOGETHER.. OOH yeah. Yup.

・I saw California elmax, but not in a hellcali way. It was Max still being moved in with her dad, and when the Byers move to Lenora, Jane sees a cute ginger girl who catches her eye — maybe Will can help her explore allat in her identity and there's wondertwins

・Lesgothpunk... God I love Byler variant

・Cleradin is big and all, I know, but we need to apply that logic to other ships because they'd flourish... Think about henderhop or elmax as their own cleradin