Sashmo The Muffin Man

Sup

[littledeludeddupes]

[littledeludeddupes]

[sashmothemuffinman]

Ya know, some people want a fuckbuddy, but I think a cuddlebuddy would be where its at. Just some hardcore squeezage and hair tussling while watching a movie or some shit.

[sashmothemuffinman]

Me: I'll just lay down for a couple of minutes and then I'll start studying

Narrator: she knew very well she was not getting up again for the next five hours

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

[shitpostempire]

[michellekpoems]

These are not battle scars. These are not proof of survival. My riddled body is not so poetic. The fact that they exist proves I was very sad and very sick. The fact that they are scar tissued proves I am progressing. This was never supposed to be poetry. There is no romance in pain.

Michelle K., Truth About Scars. (via michellekpoems)

[mcgrlabroad]

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

[bee-girlfriends]

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

[humunanunga]

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

[pro-choice-is-love]

Oh shit I’m crying thank you

[thesigilsofbaphomet]

Remember, a lot more of you have the bodies of goddesses than you might think.

[breelandwalker]

BOOM. Love yourself, darlings.

[billshakey]

Tag yourself- I’m Zazu

[sashmothemuffinman]

Yorick 4 lyfe (...?)

[chakrascharmsandcrystals]

[leonseff]

[saintmcfly]

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

[starboymitchell]

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

[coolthingoftheday]

Reddit user Noerdy rearranged leaves around the base of a tree in order to make it appear to be glowing. 

[pencil-rebagels]

Press “E” to place TREE

[stability]

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[floorcry-deactivated20190930]

[awesome-picz]

Redditor Is Turning Random People’s Photos Into Movie Posters.

Your_Post_As_A_Movie

[ferretfyre]

@asilversnake

[itsjustpanda]

ITworries me how many of these I’d watch.

[melleverdeen]

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever