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Yo folks, you've probably been through a rabbit hole to get to my corner of the Internet, but here you are, so stay a while, have a cup of choccy milk or fourteen. Anyone and everyone is welcome (except bastards who are jerks and disrespect people for existing or having opinions. Buzz off, vultures)

(Over 18)

Wahoo :)

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[rimonoroni2]

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

[rimonoroni2]

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

[humanpersonface]

I think it is very important that everyone see the good boy in question. His name is Buford.

[botgirlchassis]

Ohhhh that is too much for you little spider…

[botgirlchassis]

Ohhh nooo…

[theonion]

Confined to a federal detention center in Florida and facing extradition to the U.K. on multiple charges of human trafficking and rape, social media influencer Andrew Tate was reportedly heard to exclaim, “No bars can hold me!” this weekend as he entered his ninth consecutive hour of trying to pry open his cell. “Prison is only a mindset, and it’s only a matter of time before I release myself from its fetters!” said the red-faced, sweat-soaked Tate, gritting his teeth as he tried in vain to pull apart the bars of his cell while several of his fellow inmates looked on laughing.

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[odinsblog]

House Democrats grill Vought over DOGE’s CFPB Data Drives

“Do you even know the extent of the data held by the CFPB that Elon Musk and anyone else associated with DOGE had access to?” the California Democrat asked. “Do you have a record of all the data that was accessed? Have you done any investigation into whether CFPB’s data is secure? Yes or no.”

“Congresswoman, we had a Department of Government Efficiency, it’s something we’re very proud of …” Vought said before Waters reclaimed her time and followed up with additional yes-or-no questions that the Office of Management and Budget director didn’t answer.

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[wowevenmoreloveonearth]

There’s a petition to ban smart glasses in the uk, if you live in the uk please sign!

Petition: Introduce an immediate ban on the sale and promotion of smart glasses

The government should immediately ban the sale and promotion of glasses that contain recording capability. The government should explore usi

[elierlick]

The juxtaposition of these tweets...

[helenvaughans]

[crossdreamers]

Dutch Health Council Reaffirms Gender-Affirming Care for Trans Youth, Dismissing Transphobic Lies

The Health Council of the Netherlands has reaffirmed the country’s gender-affirming healthcare for transgender adolescents, rejecting calls to dismantle or restrict it. This is a huge loss for local TERFs and other transphobes.

Following a two-year review commissioned by the Dutch health ministry, the independent advisory body concluded that puberty blockers and gender-affirming hormones achieve their intended physical effects and are associated with better mental health.

The council found no evidence requiring an overhaul of the current practice, which combines extensive assessment, psychological support, multidisciplinary oversight and informed decision-making with young people and their parents.

It stressed that withholding treatment is not a neutral choice: delays may worsen distress and allow unwanted, irreversible pubertal changes to develop.

The review was commissioned  after the publication of the British Cass Review. The Dutch health council found that report irrelevant.

Dutch studies reviewed by the council found that only 0 to 3.5 percent discontinued hormones begun during adolescence, with no recorded cases of regret, although researchers still need better long-term follow-up.

A Dutch cohort study found that 98 percent of those who began puberty suppression and later received gender-affirming hormones continued treatment into young adulthood.

Transgender care for adolescents in the Netherlands Report in Dutch Executive Summary in English Erin in the Morning: Landmark Official Dutch Review Recommends Trans Youth Care, Call For Expanding Treatment

[imaginarylands4000]

[mysharona1987]

That cat is legitimately getting a state funeral, several statues, a weepy 10 thousand word obituary from The Guardian and an Elton John tribute song when he goes.

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 16 hours 8 minutes

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

with a little help from his older brother, Hank Green has invented an absurdly enjoyable word-spelling game called smush.

[darkandstormydolls]

I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”

So

I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I have 100,000 followers on here (i know; tumblr power user jmg) and i think it gives me, like, zero social capital? Which I think might be why it's still good.

Like, when my agents are pitching me for something, they'll be like, "Look at his facebook! Look at his tiktok!" They're never gonna say, "100,000 people follow him on tumblr. Remember tumblr?"

But the thing is, I don't actually use facebook or tiktok (except for promo). This is the only place I use, the only place where I'm interested in the community and shared creation and all that shit.

So long live tumblr. Nobody who's gonna hire me to do anything has ever heard of it. It makes for a terrible space to promote your forthcoming book tour. And that's literally why it doesn't suck.