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reputation2017

so y'all realize villanelle had no idea if eve would turn back around after she told her they should be apart. so when she said “look at me” before telling her to turn her back to her and walk away, she was thinking that was her last chance to look eve in the eye. please tell me y’all realize this. i can’t sleep because of it.

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cerastes

Living Cartoons

bunjywunjy

IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS NOT A TOILET for best line of 2020

challengerblue

booasaur

Killing Eve - Villanelle being a little shit when her partners can’t contradict her

jaubaius

Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

bigdogdabeast

I like this WAY more then I should

chapdietostie-deactivated202406

BIG BABY <3

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spiletta42

This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

bdasswarrior

I can’t stop laughing, mostly because it’s so true

incorrectthehalfofit

Mr. Chu: Why are Aster and Ellie sitting with their backs to each other?

Paul: They had a fight.

Mr. Chu: Why are they still holding hands?

Paul: They get sad when they fight.

goodgirlargo

#the eyebrow thing

happyhealthycats

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

timemachineyeah

OH MY GOD

heatherwanderer

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

happyhealthycats

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

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clairelovexo

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

happyhealthycats

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

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thebindingbird

HORF

pixelsmasher

Oh my fucking ribs.

from-your-ashes

this is clearly a case of a dog being reincarnated in the wrong body

bixbythemartian

I’ve seen this post dozens of times and yet I always stop to read it again and again because “dead HORF” never fails to make me laugh

shipperwolf1

I love tango the stupid dead horf so much

thestarswerealigned

AISHA DEE A Book Of (2020)

ladyonfire28

Portrait of a Lady on Fire featuring Marianne’s (messy) bed

A poalof photoset series : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

jeanqrey

I’ve been fighting with one arm tied behind my back. But what happens when I’m finally set free?

goodgirlargo

Katie McGrath + not sitting up straight #2

stream

I don’t plan to stop drinking, but I don’t want to forget. I can’t turn away anymore. So, if I’m donna to die, well... it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.

THOR ϟ RAGNAROK 2017 › dir. Taika Waititi