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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

priincessolivee-deactivated2025

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

No, I really tried to scroll past this, got about three posts, and reblogged it anyway. I don’t even know the person I reblogged from but yeah, everyone deserves to be happy.

a-flickering-soul

squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW

a-flickering-soul

one…….tentacle…….

a-flickering-soul

tentacles……………c o m p l e t e

a-flickering-soul

every day you grow more beautiful…….

a-flickering-soul

SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE

necrominty

This post radiates sincerety on a level I can only hope to approach in my lifetime

thee-fairy-child-deactivated202

A quick message for y'all

You can’t be

Transphobic

And like

Metroid

Because

Samus

Is canonically a

Trans woman

And you can

Die mad about it

Sorry

Terfs and tranphobes

You can’t have her

the-lovebug-files

Reblogging here because y'all nasties need to acknowledge this

critical-lucina

underrmyumbrellaella

this is the true gen z experience

mass-exodus

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

rockleeswife

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

nikanono

Youre standing there with that look in your eyes

One more before the purge kiddos

stolentweets

soumic

Some more SDV favs! The other two members of the Pelicans!

(god can you BELIEVE I didn’t draw Sebastian this time)

cruciatus-animus

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

nudeparrot-deactivated20161109

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?

asking-ask-deactivated20171227

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

cutestwarlord

^^^

sciencemyfiction

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

drudragonrose

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

simlyliving-deactivated20170518

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

sneezehq

ALL bi people are welcome here! No exceptions.

taylortut

Everyone is safe here with me <3

sinfullyselected-deactivated201

This makes me really sad…

noonedeserveslance

Unfollow me right now if your biphobic right now

sadmarkisg4y

I’m bisexual lol

spinkee

there I am woah

shaddydraws

so, are you telling me that the B in LGBTQ+ stands for banana?

will-grammer-deactivated2024011

A banana that swings both ways.

donut-anon-shitposts

Ya’ll are safe here

levs-fan-blog

If you’re biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

rainbow-anon

some of my friends stopped talking to me after i came out to them as bi. you better fucking unfollow me if you’re biphobic

intergalactic-admin

It’s disgusting to hate bisexual people

themissinghippogriff

Unfollow me if you’re biphobic, just leave

fmlsmut

and it’s not like we just all of a sudden switch from gay to straight. when we’re in relationships (for the most part, there’s always that one jackass who’s an exception), we stick to the same person. We don’t suddenly go “wow I miss dick” and go off to cheat with a dude or something. Being bi is not a choice and nobody is fake, selfish or abusive for it. ps unflollow me if you’re biphobic because I’m as bi as they get

effervescentbi

*man speaks*

gunvolt

im going to have a stroke

prideling

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

artykyn

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

freeselfdefense

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

kny111

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

blog-archive-111189

Worth watching

heylookitseli-archives

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot

leo-bish

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.