Me: "MAN YOU SUCK AT THIS"
7 foot tall fairy creature I trapped in a salt circle and forced to play smash bros: [Slurs in ancient welsh]
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Me: "MAN YOU SUCK AT THIS"
7 foot tall fairy creature I trapped in a salt circle and forced to play smash bros: [Slurs in ancient welsh]
Someone: tramadol is not a narcotic and you don't get addicted to it!
Me: tramadol is a synthetic opioid and as addictive as any other opioid. Though most people on prescribed opioids do not get addicted to them, they do develop bodily dependance. Bodily dependance means you're not mentally addicted but your body will go through withdrawal if you suddenly go off of the medication. This happens with many different medications such as antidepressants. Tramadol is an effective medication in a pain control arsenal but the risks should be well understood by both the doctor and patient before prescribing.
Bruh I had the worst friggin’ withdrawal for at least a week when I stopped tramadol and took my naltrexone instead without thinking. I actually felt like I was dying for days. Who in their right mind would think it’s not like other opioids???? Where is the logic??????
Pain.
[image description: a four panel meme.
1: a hand reaching out of water labeled “chronic illness patient”
2: another hand reaches down from above labeled “doctor”
3: the doctor hand high fives the other one and it says (quotes) “your lab results are normal!”
4: the doctor hand disappears and the chronic illness patient hand starts falling down into the water
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If you see someone walking and get into a wheelchair
If you see someone without noticeable aid get park in a disabled spot, but has the disabled badge visible
If you see someone receiving extra support in school, or extra time in exams
If you see someone receiving something that will help make things more accessible for them
If you see someone wearing something “different” for sensory reasons
Do not yell at them
Do not tell them they don’t need it
Do not tell them “real disabled people will need it”
Do not tell them they’re “not disabled”
CITIZEN: IT HAS BEEN 237 YEARS SINCE YOU ENTERED YOUR CRYOCHAMBER. THE NATION YOU ONCE BELONGED TO, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, NOW CONSISTS OF 50 AUTONOMOUS CITY-STATES EXISTING TOGETHER IN A LARGER POLITICAL UNION, THE CONFEDERAL NATIONS OF AMERICA. THESE NATIONS ARE ARRANGED PRIMARILY ON THE PRINCIPLE OF CIRCUMFERENTIAL DISTANCE TO THE NEAREST ECONOMICALLY POWERFUL METROPOLITAN AREA. SELECT YOUR PREVIOUS PLACE OF LIVING FOR YOUR NEW CITIZENSHIP
Excuse me the entire population of Maine would die before letting Massachusetts have them again
CITIZEN: IT HAS BEEN 237 YEARS. THE GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO EXISTED IN YOUR TIME AS “THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF MAINE” HAS IN FACT DIED
a friend in a FB cat group has this cat named pigeon
i think you can see where he gets his name
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Smol floof, big awoooo
The hobbits invent a fun game called ‘how close can we get to our friends before they notice us’
easy mode: Gimli (makes a lot of noise himself, very easy to sneak up on)
medium mode: Boromir (challenging enough to be great fun)
hard more: Aragorn (VERY attentive to his surroundings)
expert mode: Legolas
it takes them a LONG time to get Legolas but Frodo eventually manages it and it’s magnificent
Legolas: *sitting around minding his own business*
Frodo: *two inches from his ear* hi Legolas what’s up
Legolas: ANDAGNDOAHGDLKHNKDLFHLKFDANGLKFDAGN????? *backflips to his feet in confusion*
*cue the rest of the fellowship losing their fucking minds*
after that he’s onto them and they never manage it again
from all i can gather this is entirely cannon except the fellowship hobbits didnt invent it, its been a traditional hobbit game on par with humans and ‘tag’ for about 500 plus years to the point the average human will routinely fail to notice an entire picnic of hobbits at ten feet, blanket and potato salad included like hobbits dont realize they legit have a supernatural ability to not be noticed on par with elves physics bending sniper scope vision
okay but is “picnic” the collective noun for hobbits because that’s brilliant
a picnic of hobbits
perfection
So yeah, it’s canon that hobbits are the stealthiest of the races of Middle-Earth, even more so than elves. Which is an amusing trivia fact, until you start realizing how much of the plot of both The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings is based on this.
Why did Gandalf randomly decide that a plump gentle-hobbit was the right person to be a burglar for an adventuring party? It seems like wizardly eccentricity, until you realize Bilbo’s got a racial bonus to Stealth of like +20. Why does he get the Ring? In text, it’s partly coincidence, but also - which party member do you give your Ring of Invisibility to? The Rogue with a crazy Stealth bonus, of course. Bilbo uses his Stealth, boosted by the Ring, constantly, and the dwarves would have been dead a dozen times over without it. He’s able to get the Ring in the first place because he stealthed out of the middle of a horde of goblins. Then he’s sneaking up inches from trolls, secretly living inside the elves’ freakin palace (with Legolas) for months, rescuing a whole pack of dwarves from under the elves’ noses, regularly pick-pocketing people including elves, sneaking past a dragon, sneaking to deliver the Arkenstone.
Then we follow up into Lord of the Rings. Gandalf’s now bred up a second-generation Rogue. Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry have that same massive racial Stealth bonus, and Frodo also has been raised by an adventurer. He speaks Elvish fluently, he’s friends with dwarves, he studies maps obsessively. Then he inherits Bilbo’s Stealth-boosting magic item - now upgraded to cursed McGuffin. When Gandalf decides it’s time, he collects Frodo and assembles a party. Their goal isn’t to march into Mordor, or to battle the Boss: it’s to sneak through enemy lines, past an entire army (or two).
The humans, elf, dwarf, and wizard angel keep drawing too much attention and getting them attacked (plus admittedly Pippin, the low-WIS darling), so eventually Frodo and Sam ditch them and head off on a pure stealth run. They can’t use the Ring of Invisibility anymore, but fortunately Galadriel gave them another Stealth-boosting magic item, the cloaks. They sneak halfway across Middle-Earth, past armies, through miles and miles of enemy territory, while being hunted by every evil being on the planet, particularly a literal giant All-Seeing Eye. Not to mention the Palantiri, extremely powerful divination items which are being actively used by three different groups of enemies/competitors.
The other main canonical Hobbit power is that they’re “very hardy folk”, meaning they have incredibly high resistance to various things from poison to mental influence. So they can survive the literally poisonous air and water of Mordor, which was designed to kill every species but orcs. And they can survive close contact with the Ring for decades or centuries, not only physically but also maintaining some degree of mental independence, when any other race would succumb in minutes to hours. (Note the most “powerful” characters - Elrond, Galadriel, the literal angel Gandalf - refuse to even touch the Ring, as do the most morally sound, Aragorn and Faramir.)
Why did Gandalf choose a minor member of the country gentry, the size of a toddler, with no combat training, to save Middle-Earth? Because absolutely no other creature on the planet could have done the task. Frodo was all but created as a weapon against Sauron. He, and he alone (with Sam), was capable of saving Middle-Earth.
TL;DR: Legolas would get jump-scared by Frodo every single time, because Frodo is the greatest Rogue in Middle-Earth, and the plot of the entire series depends on that fact.
i desperately want to study russell t. davies’s mind bc he was like you know what this classic british kids scifi show needs? a really slutty extroverted openly bisexual american space criminal who becomes immortal and then turns into a wrinkled wizened ten foot tall suspended alien head in an aquarium. and he was right
So Hans Zimmer told the story behind the Lion King soundtrack a couple of years back at a live concert.
Not only did he write ir with the thought of losing his own dad, the South African singers were COMMITTED to this soundtrack because the soundtrack was recorded in south africa and at the time of recording there was like a war raging or at least a LOT of violence on the streets. So the singers didn't want to leave the studio, because they were save there. The studio, the soundtrack, was their safe space.
And so they spend day and night recording and perfecting the soundtrack. And you can hear it, the sheer perfection, the commitment, the love they poured into it.
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I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.
King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!
She... she does
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I somehow just realized I have never in my entire life seen a panda this clearly? Any image or video I can recall was usually lit starker so you couldn’t easily make out the eyes and the panda was kind of facing down or off to the side. This is the first time I’ve really been aware of them like, having a real face like a real animal and not a cartoonish abstract mass of sad fur.
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turns this on while i eat my lunch so i can pretend hes eating with me
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