What the fuck am I doing?

21 Year Old Student/Retail Worker living in Oregon. Not as sassy as the name suggests. and I eat a lot of brownies.

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

Beyonce was like “Oh, Formation was too Black for you? Okay, give me a few months…I’ll see you on HBO.”

[gaming-pugs]

Why am I still on here 😐

[durryprince-deactivated20171003]

[sassyaaron]

How people react to me sometimes tbqh

[sassyaaron]

I think i fucked up. Shit. I dont even know what to do.

[sassyaaron]

I'm so sexually frustrated.

[meryl-streep]

[whothefuckismerylstreep]

oh my fucking god

[sassyaaron]

I was told by a friend that they don't want to hang out with me unless alcohol is involved because one of us might not like the other while sober.

[sassyaaron]

I just don’t know.

[mothwizard]

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

[hxdeharia-deactivated20160403]

Why did I laugh so much

[emilystarkk]

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When this song randomly plays on your playlist and you get bombarded with clexa feelings. Trust me. Play it.

[okuninushi]

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Purity Ring - flood on the floor

[plaa-ting]

[haroldhutchinsofficialremad-blog]

I CAN FUCKING DIE HAPPY NOW I’VE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE FOR SEVEN FUCKING YEARS

[sassyaaron]

Back to the mask since my face wants to break out again. :/

[stability]

trying to hold my life together like

[thatmusictasteslikeheaven]

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Skylar Fri | Man Is Strange

Man is strange, don’t you think? Thinks he wants everything Til he has it

[hijo-de-enki]