t.l.c.

[unwelc0me-deactivated20201203]

[amateur]

Dora the grown up is the best thing i’ve seen all week. I enjoyed all 4 mins of this. This is quality content.

[ottermatopoeia]

[beyfann]

20+ years in the business our fave Beyoncé has work so hard to become what she is today. She has inspire generations and I am so grateful to have her as a role model 👑🐝 These are just a few things she’s done.

[thelongdongdiva]

I️ LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH!!

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

This is so good! And didn’t even touch her charity work she’s done over the years. I love this woman

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

A muscley man: jogging past in the summer heat with no shirt and baggy athletic shorts

Me:

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

That same muscley man: *stops in front of my window to stretch*

Me:

[lurker-no-more]

GOAT in more ways than one … I bet she faxed this, too. 👑🔥📠

(link)

[ultralaser]

i just witnessed a murder from 25 years ago

[damianmcgintleman]

this is my favorite scene in the entire series and it’s less than 10 seconds long

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

…. everything about this is absolutely perfect

[somecutething]

A gentle old man 👴🏼

[catchymemes]

[strobetogether]

[beaft]

paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf

me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake

[rainbowgazes-archive]

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

[simons-quest-deactivated2019091]

[strangerdarkerbetter]

Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

[archivehead]

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

you’re a genius holy shit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gaysuggestions]

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[edge83-deactivated20181230]