Mostly Incoherent Rambling

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[telltaletypist]

carl when he gets his mark idk I don’t read theory

[rylandgraces]

[color-palettes]

Squeal of Tires - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#0e2745 #6fb1bf #a5b9ba #f0f0bc #f494a2

[bitchvirgo]

[mancydrew]

[shingojira]

this scene alone is the peak of child character writing 

[krxs100]

UNDERCOVER COPS ARE BEING CAUGHT PLANTING CARS/BRICKS, SETTING FIRES AND BREAKING STORE WINDOWS TO MAKE PROTESTS LOOK VIOLENT

DON’T BELIEVE THE MEDIA

#STAYWOKE 

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[haitianartlover]

[hexxeh]

[mystericmoon]

[ratrewards]

lemon demon alignment chart

[tlirsgender]

Does anyone actually know how old spongebob is. Like does he have a canonical age. He has a job but can't drive so I'd assume he's like. 17 and gay but he also owns a house, so

[tlirsgender]

Ok google how much is a sponge year

[tlirsgender]

What in the god damn

[memory-thought]

I swear I've heard estimates of 20k years, but I can't find it atm.

Meet the Animal That Lives for 11,000 Years

We live an average of 71 years—a drop in the bucket compared with some of nature's life spans.

[tlirsgender]

I'm gonna scream

[tlirsgender]

Guys do you actually like fathom how long 11,000 years is. Do you know what was going on 11,000 years ago

A sea sponge can be alive for this and still be alive today I'm going insane

[tlirsgender]

This woman is an eldritch god

[thehottestdesignershades]

[auckie]

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

[auckie]

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

[kalichnikov]

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[tropic-mews]

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

[dinuguan]

[everythingstarstuff]

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[guerrillatech]

fuck lawns