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Phoenix: What if there's just a children!

Cord: Just a children?!

#-_-

I had a change of heart. And clothes.

OOC when Phoenix changed her character avatar

#dungeons and dragons #funny

Why would you protect her when she was dead? Why would protect her if she was alive?"

The Druid WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY

#anti social Druid #funny #dungeons and dragons #humor

Roman: How close are Delilah and Cas?

Eilie: Well they're married so that's a start.

#sassy #sass master #Halfing #this is no time for jokes #people have DIED #dungeons and dragons #funny #humor

Can we talk about how you're still in a wall and how that's helping us.

Our dragon born to the Druid hiding in the wall during a battle

#dragon born #dungeons and dragons #funny #humor

Phoenix. Pants.

Tibul to Phoenix who forgot her pants ONE TIME.

#let it go #be Elsa #come on #this is bullying #you're mean #dungeons and dragons #funny #humor

DM: You hear a language that you've never heard before.

Eilie: French?

#French #baguettes #really halfling?#dungeons and dragons #funny #humor

You like to kill people for fun?

Bad guy Cas to socially awkward Druid, Cord.

#he is bad at being undercover #literally his charisma is a 12 #it was just a bad idea #dungeons and dragons #funny #humor #D&Ts

Phoenix: What if there's just a children!

Cord: Just a children?!

#I need to work on my talking #dang it Phoenix #childrens #lol #dungeons and dragons #funny #humor

Detect Magic

Damian: I use detect magic.

DM: There's magic.

Everyone: *gasp*

#dungeons and dragons #funny #seriously #you're in a magic cave #is there magic? I don't know!#humor #sassy af #sass

The Halfing Drinking

Eile, the Halfling: Set me up with your strongest, Tibul.

Tibul: *pours her 2% milk*

#drinking #dungeons and dragons #Halfing #Eile #omg #why #she legit only drinks milk #such strong bones tho

...we need more blood.

A halfling who looks like a child

#dungeons and dragons #halfling #blood #funny #d&d #d&d 5e #omg Eile #why

You aren't here. You're being tortured.

Our DM to the loudmouth archer, who was, in fact, being tortured.

#Seriously #he wont shut up #he can't even hit anything with his bow #dungeons and dragons #funny #humor #haha

You take emotional damage

The druid with social anxiety

#stupid druid #dungeons and dragons #emotional damage #crit fail #funny #I can't think of anything clever

Well if you had wings, we would be there already.

Kiligana, the dwarf, scolding our huge Dragonborn.

#risky move #silly dwarf #but she is right #they would have gotten there a lot faster #I was so bored waiting for them to rescue me....#but I am not a damsel in distress!#dungeons and dragons #funny #quotes

Congratulations. You get to go to real fake place.

The local druid after the dwarf bribed the pirates to take her to Sword Coast.

#druid #dwarf #dungeons and dragons #these two #really #don't get along #why can we be friends?

Perception Roll Critical Fail...

Phoenix: I roll to see if I recognize her.

DM: You barely recognize yourself.

#dungeons and dragons #quest #critical fail #Phoenix why #sassy #drunk #lay of the drinks next time

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