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When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

lesbian-moon-gf

too much

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My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

corporatebigwig

My left and right hands right now

calm down man

you're single because you're trapped in a prism, maybe stop getting trapped in prisms

nebuvoid

toastbutteregg

princelevnikolayevichmyshkin-de

So my boyfriend has a thing for eggs and he wants me to put chia seeds up my p*ssy so when he’s fuckin me he can see the tiny seeds as his mega sperm, will i get any infection from this

only 6 days into this year and ive just read the worst thing of my entire life

FUNKO POP???

"how did you hear about this job?" it came to me in an extremely vivid and unsettling prophetic dream

valtsv

"congratulations! you're hired" i know.

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valtsv

nobody talks enough about the bermuda triangle these days what's with that

corpish

when you say “penis,” the word forms at the front of your mouth and moves to the middle, whereas “dick” moves from the middle of your mouth to the back, and “cock” stays in the back of the throat 🤔